franc111s

So many questions on "how can I come to the USA" I thought I might try and start a thread where we can all post, and specifically stating the reasons why you cannot come to the USA easily, if at all. i.e. how immigration laws have tightened up as well as employment laws. There are only a few ways to get here but since no-one seems to listen, lets list all the things that will NOT get you here. Not sure where this will go, but lets try. Ways you won't get here legally are;

** Just wanting to come

** Having a friend willing to sponsor you

** Having anything less than $500k and even then if you don't want to spend that money and employ at least about 10 American people

** Having a girlfriend you have never actually met

** Having a skill set loads of other people have

** Good O'levels or GCSE's

Next...

chrisfromusa

Don't forget lack of a Master's or Ph.D

Bluegrass Lass

Aunts, uncles, cousins cannot sponsor you for a visa.

A job offer at your 2nd cousins' pizza parlor will not get you a visa.

There is no visa for wanting to live with your girl/boyfriend for awhile to 'test the waters'. You either marry or you look for another route.

Owning property in the US will not get you a visa.

Englishtart

Having had a few family vacations in Florida, does not entitle you to buy a vacation home there and move over permanently

fatbrit

Believing that Britain has gone to the dogs won't help you.

Remarking on the number of Mexicans in the US won't, either.

Bluegrass Lass

The 'special' relationship between the US and UK (or other country of origin) does not entitle you to a visa.

zargof

Having just graduated from Uni with a Batchelors and no work experience won't get you a job here. However, you may be come over and study for a Masters but it depends on how many internal organs you're willing to sell.

Oh yeah and the visa lottery, if you're from the UK (excluding NI) you can't even get a ticket to play.

Zonie

Careful not to sell your external organs because that would be a crime involving moral turpitude and they would send you back.

elfman

you're not going to be automatically employed as a soccer coach just because you have a British accent

Burn1911

But what if I have just been on holiday to the US and fell in love with the place, and I am super complimentary about the American people - surely then they will invite me over to live!

Englishtart

Not a chance in Hell (florida even)

Mummy in the foothills

Yeah sure! With open arms they'll meet you at the airport and give you a ride to your new 3,000 sqft home in a stretch limo.

Burn1911

And they should be grateful I chose to come and live in their country!!!

zargof

But seriously if anyone does want to come to the US, just send me a cheque for $5,000 and I'll get you a visa.

N1cky

Being a super hard worker, not afraid to get your hands dirty and willing to start at the bottom to work your way up. Will not help in the slightest.