Originally Posted by johnny five

Not for the first time Bipat, you have chosen to ignore the focused discussion here.......

We are not talking about the mass of "whitening creams" available to the ignorant masses in India, male and female, to endow them with the much desired "wheaten" complexion.

This is a very dedicated product claiming to whiten a specific part of a laydee's anatomy........ in isolation!

In my day job as a gardener I am dreading the next time Mrs Client asks for a white bush. My usual recommendations of various Spirea, or a dwarf lilac will loose the battle with rising hysterical laughter.

So, if it does actually do what it says on the can, the result is mind boggling...... an overall darkish laydee with a snowy white ****? Useful in powercuts I suppose, when the romance looms?

Your analogy with fake tanning in the west cracked me up (oops sorry ), if you hadn't disappeared into generalisations, then the concept of such a specific toning table would have appeared laughable. Would one mask off the desired area?

Anyway lets not fanny around with this any further.......... Steve, you sound absolutely lovely, good for you with the anti-ageing sweetie Would advise against using these creams and potions "down there" though


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Originally Posted by Bipat

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Apologies J5 perhaps this will help your 'clients'??? (Mellors ??)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4133450AANsDnJ

Originally Posted by johnny five

Not for the first time Bipat, you have chosen to ignore the focused discussion here.......

We are not talking about the mass of "whitening creams" available to the ignorant masses in India, male and female, to endow them with the much desired "wheaten" complexion.

This is a very dedicated product claiming to whiten a specific part of a laydee's anatomy........ in isolation!

In my day job as a gardener I am dreading the next time Mrs Client asks for a white bush. My usual recommendations of various Spirea, or a dwarf lilac will loose the battle with rising hysterical laughter.

So, if it does actually do what it says on the can, the result is mind boggling...... an overall darkish laydee with a snowy white ****? Useful in powercuts I suppose, when the romance looms?

Your analogy with fake tanning in the west cracked me up (oops sorry ), if you hadn't disappeared into generalisations, then the concept of such a specific toning table would have appeared laughable. Would one mask off the desired area?

Anyway lets not fanny around with this any further.......... Steve, you sound absolutely lovely, good for you with the anti-ageing sweetie Would advise against using these creams and potions "down there" though


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Originally Posted by dreadsoc

VEET FOR MEN - "down there" - take a look at the reviews on Amazon - it will either make you laugh or cry !!

Dread - x

Originally Posted by johnny five

Don't tell me, tell Steve

Originally Posted by k800mer

Noni put a link to this add on 'I laughed so much it hurt', I found it very funny but blokes might just wince.

Originally Posted by wheatsheaf

knew a Malaysian at Uni who had to wear a sarong to lectures for weeks having tended to his garden 'down there' with neat Dettol. He successfully explained this sudden change in attire with pride in national costume. As much a smokescreen as 'tanning desires'. Now married to the lady who administered the Dettol '''''''' 3 offspring.

Originally Posted by dreadsoc

Makes me wonder why Dettol 'down there' - had he been soemwhere dirty ? lol


Dread - x

Originally Posted by Bipat

Possibly lice ???? (not uncommon).

Originally Posted by noni

Don't they wash! no excuse to be dirty.

Originally Posted by Bipat

Nothing to do with dirt. Caught from someone else who has got them. Head lice very, very common in UK children of all social classes so in hotter countries probably even more common and when get to an adult they can go 'down there'.
Neat Dettol not the ideal treatment though!!!!!

Originally Posted by k800mer

Head lice like clean hair, don't know about other lice though..

Originally Posted by Bipat

They are the same lice, with contact they can go underarm or pubic area.

What has the Goa Forum come to??? Discussing the details of lice problems.