The KIWI BAR
#2536
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Location: khandallah, wellington
Posts: 720
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=karonious]
Hmmm, if you are not allowed to smack your children any more, can you employ someone to smack them for you?
CPR went well, far more in depth than UK but I now have a certificate so a for that as well!
No 2 son - now 34 - reminded me about the "whippy thing" I kept at the bottom of the stairs, which only was used when they had been "very, very bad" - I'd forgotten all about it - presumably only used on very rare occasions - felt guilty ... fleetingly
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Hmmm, if you are not allowed to smack your children any more, can you employ someone to smack them for you?
CPR went well, far more in depth than UK but I now have a certificate so a for that as well!
#2537
Re: Kiwi Bar
Right,really sorry we aint been on for a while,work has actually been mental (no-one dead though),and just been preparing for our leaving do tomorrow.
So now I'm worried it'll all be embarrasingly unnecessary due to my over-active stomach/eye co-ordination.
Anyhoo,Pops-mate,sorry there's strife going down love-don't forget we are all here for you,we your pals and stuff. We all offer our pc's for you to cry on if necessary.
Hope everyone is ok. Some cracking stuff on the threads at the mo,pro's and cons of moving. Doesnt bother us in the slightest,we've never had much money,can't miss what you don't have. Do feel people are missing a point or two comparing prices.
In NZ a car is $5,500,and in NZ,the car is still fuc*ing $5,500 so pay the *****ing money or ****in* walk!
Frig how much anything is in Britain. Who cares? Asbo's are still cheap. Wankers.
So now I'm worried it'll all be embarrasingly unnecessary due to my over-active stomach/eye co-ordination.
Anyhoo,Pops-mate,sorry there's strife going down love-don't forget we are all here for you,we your pals and stuff. We all offer our pc's for you to cry on if necessary.
Hope everyone is ok. Some cracking stuff on the threads at the mo,pro's and cons of moving. Doesnt bother us in the slightest,we've never had much money,can't miss what you don't have. Do feel people are missing a point or two comparing prices.
In NZ a car is $5,500,and in NZ,the car is still fuc*ing $5,500 so pay the *****ing money or ****in* walk!
Frig how much anything is in Britain. Who cares? Asbo's are still cheap. Wankers.
#2538
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=cottageinthesky]
No 2 son - now 34 - reminded me about the "whippy thing" I kept at the bottom of the stairs, which only was used when they had been "very, very bad" - I'd forgotten all about it - presumably only used on very rare occasions - felt guilty ... fleetingly
my 2 have to sit in the corridor (hallway) if they are naughty.
in the car the other day hubs was fiddling with the radio/temp knobs whilst i was driving (does my head in) , so son from the back seat , says to him 'daddy , stop FIDDLING, or you'll sit in the corridor for a very long time, daddy stop it , you're making me very angry now'
i nearly choked myself to stop myself from laughing
Originally Posted by karonious
No 2 son - now 34 - reminded me about the "whippy thing" I kept at the bottom of the stairs, which only was used when they had been "very, very bad" - I'd forgotten all about it - presumably only used on very rare occasions - felt guilty ... fleetingly
in the car the other day hubs was fiddling with the radio/temp knobs whilst i was driving (does my head in) , so son from the back seat , says to him 'daddy , stop FIDDLING, or you'll sit in the corridor for a very long time, daddy stop it , you're making me very angry now'
i nearly choked myself to stop myself from laughing
#2539
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Right,really sorry we aint been on for a while,work has actually been mental (no-one dead though),and just been preparing for our leaving do tomorrow.
So now I'm worried it'll all be embarrasingly unnecessary due to my over-active stomach/eye co-ordination.
Anyhoo,Pops-mate,sorry there's strife going down love-don't forget we are all here for you,we your pals and stuff. We all offer our pc's for you to cry on if necessary.
Hope everyone is ok. Some cracking stuff on the threads at the mo,pro's and cons of moving. Doesnt bother us in the slightest,we've never had much money,can't miss what you don't have. Do feel people are missing a point or two comparing prices.
In NZ a car is $5,500,and in NZ,the car is still fuc*ing $5,500 so pay the *****ing money or ****in* walk!
Frig how much anything is in Britain. Who cares? Asbo's are still cheap. Wankers.
So now I'm worried it'll all be embarrasingly unnecessary due to my over-active stomach/eye co-ordination.
Anyhoo,Pops-mate,sorry there's strife going down love-don't forget we are all here for you,we your pals and stuff. We all offer our pc's for you to cry on if necessary.
Hope everyone is ok. Some cracking stuff on the threads at the mo,pro's and cons of moving. Doesnt bother us in the slightest,we've never had much money,can't miss what you don't have. Do feel people are missing a point or two comparing prices.
In NZ a car is $5,500,and in NZ,the car is still fuc*ing $5,500 so pay the *****ing money or ****in* walk!
Frig how much anything is in Britain. Who cares? Asbo's are still cheap. Wankers.
in true Kiwi fashion 'i'll be right mate'
party tomorrow hey , hope that huge flag goes down well
have fun
#2540
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=cottageinthesky]
No 2 son - now 34 - reminded me about the "whippy thing" I kept at the bottom of the stairs, which only was used when they had been "very, very bad" - I'd forgotten all about it - presumably only used on very rare occasions - felt guilty ... fleetingly
Jeez cottage! You got a 34 year old son? What is he? A cat? You don't write old enough! With that articulation and superior wordskills I had you no older than 34 itself! Did you have him when you were 8 or summat?
Originally Posted by karonious
No 2 son - now 34 - reminded me about the "whippy thing" I kept at the bottom of the stairs, which only was used when they had been "very, very bad" - I'd forgotten all about it - presumably only used on very rare occasions - felt guilty ... fleetingly
Jeez cottage! You got a 34 year old son? What is he? A cat? You don't write old enough! With that articulation and superior wordskills I had you no older than 34 itself! Did you have him when you were 8 or summat?
#2541
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Joined: Dec 2005
Location: khandallah, wellington
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Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=poppets]
my 2 have to sit in the corridor (hallway) if they are naughty.
in the car the other day hubs was fiddling with the radio/temp knobs whilst i was driving (does my head in) , so son from the back seat , says to him 'daddy , stop FIDDLING, or you'll sit in the corridor for a very long time, daddy stop it , you're making me very angry now'
i nearly choked myself to stop myself from laughing
Things do come back to haunt you ....
Originally Posted by cottageinthesky
my 2 have to sit in the corridor (hallway) if they are naughty.
in the car the other day hubs was fiddling with the radio/temp knobs whilst i was driving (does my head in) , so son from the back seat , says to him 'daddy , stop FIDDLING, or you'll sit in the corridor for a very long time, daddy stop it , you're making me very angry now'
i nearly choked myself to stop myself from laughing
#2542
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=danny.f]
Jeez cottage! You got a 34 year old son? What is he? A cat? You don't write old enough! With that articulation and superior wordskills I had you no older than 34 itself! Did you have him when you were 8 or summat?
hey cottage don't tell him your a granny :scared:
Originally Posted by cottageinthesky
Jeez cottage! You got a 34 year old son? What is he? A cat? You don't write old enough! With that articulation and superior wordskills I had you no older than 34 itself! Did you have him when you were 8 or summat?
#2543
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by poppets
in true Kiwi fashion 'i'll be right mate'
party tomorrow hey , hope that huge flag goes down well
have fun
party tomorrow hey , hope that huge flag goes down well
have fun
Mate,still so grateful for that. Listen. I gotta go to bed,can I PM you when I arise? And thanks for your address. Credit card will come in so handy! Kidding!
Keep your pecker up love,string'll do til reinforcements arrive!
#2544
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Joined: Dec 2005
Location: khandallah, wellington
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Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=poppets]
hey cottage don't tell him your a granny :scared:
Beaten me to it !!
Originally Posted by danny.f
hey cottage don't tell him your a granny :scared:
#2545
Re: Kiwi Bar
Frig how much anything is in Britain. Who cares? Asbo's are still cheap. Wankers. [/QUOTE]
Evening Cherub, when did you give up the barman job here, - never mind self-serve, we miss the personal touch
I love the fact you can get done for loss of traction here and yes, I spent a day in court (observing with the community team) and people (usually young lads) do get fined for it
Evening Cherub, when did you give up the barman job here, - never mind self-serve, we miss the personal touch
I love the fact you can get done for loss of traction here and yes, I spent a day in court (observing with the community team) and people (usually young lads) do get fined for it
#2546
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Frig how much anything is in Britain. Who cares? Asbo's are still cheap. Wankers.
I love the fact you can get done for loss of traction here and yes, I spent a day in court (observing with the community team) and people (usually young lads) do get fined for it [/QUOTE]
Hello Kas,hows you diddlin? Listen,I promise I'm not giving up my serving duties,just on a secondment to StressUK,but will be back right after the stroke,with 1 finger and blurred vision.
Promise I'll be in tonight. You friends of the future rock the kasbah,God bless you all massively.
#2547
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Location: khandallah, wellington
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Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=danny.f]
Jeez cottage! You got a 34 year old son? What is he? A cat? You don't write old enough! With that articulation and superior wordskills I had you no older than 34 itself! Did you have him when you were 8 or summat?
Well, hush my mouth....
Originally Posted by cottageinthesky
Jeez cottage! You got a 34 year old son? What is he? A cat? You don't write old enough! With that articulation and superior wordskills I had you no older than 34 itself! Did you have him when you were 8 or summat?
#2548
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by poppets
in true Kiwi fashion 'i'll be right mate'
party tomorrow hey , hope that huge flag goes down well
have fun
party tomorrow hey , hope that huge flag goes down well
have fun
Sorry Poppets, it must be really tough when you feel so far away, big cyber-hug to you.
No must do some work - which frankly I find intrusive!!
Take care all!
#2549
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Sorry, sorry, sorry, bloody boss interrupted my paid research!
Sorry Poppets, it must be really tough when you feel so far away, big cyber-hug to you.
No must do some work - which frankly I find intrusive!!
Take care all!
Sorry Poppets, it must be really tough when you feel so far away, big cyber-hug to you.
No must do some work - which frankly I find intrusive!!
Take care all!
#2550
Re: Kiwi Bar
have just had a lovely girly giggly chat with best mate , feel better now , thanks all , off to bed need beauty sleep
catch you all later xx
catch you all later xx