[BadgeIsBack]

Originally Posted by Cheetah7 Badge, I like your style mate! Something I could do with adopting, I ended up doing 3 today and by the end of the day I literally couldnt give a shit.

My bark is bigger than my bite....look - I do like privacy - but am not precious about it.

Think of soldiers on ops out in the desert who have to use a communal hole.
(Or don't). It's a real leveller.

[Cheetah7]

Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack My bark is bigger than my bite....look - I do like privacy - but am not precious about it. Think of soldiers on ops out in the desert who have to use a communal hole. (Or don't). It's a real leveller.

I pissed in the Namib Desert once - over a thorny bush, thank god I didnt need to do anything else.

[Hebe]

I usually go as soon as I wake. However there is the odd occasion when I don't and this is not good when running! The other month I got caught short about 1k short of the gym. I was sweating like a pig, hot and cold. My stomach was cramping and I was stuck in the feotal position on the corner of the road not able to take one step further without shitting myself. What did I do? A car pulled up at the junction to turn right, I lept for the door opened it and jumped in ordering the driver to take me back to the gym before I pooed my pants. He said nothing and drove me there whilst looking at me from the corner of his eyes with a worried look. He couldn't get me out of car quick enough

[Cheetah7]

Originally Posted by Hebe I usually go as soon as I wake. However there is the odd occasion when I don't and this is not good when running! The other month I got caught short about 1k short of the gym. I was sweating like a pig, hot and cold. My stomach was cramping and I was stuck in the feotal position on the corner of the road not able to take one step further without shitting myself. What did I do? A car pulled up at the junction to turn right, I lept for the door opened it and jumped in ordering the driver to take me back to the gym before I pooed my pants. He said nothing and drove me there whilst looking at me from the corner of his eyes with a worried look. He couldn't get me out of car quick enough

And that has to be the funniest image ever. You actually said that?

(snorting with laughter)

[spartacus]

Originally Posted by asher the problem i have is the public toilets where there is a gap either side of the door so you can sit on the throne and wave at the person in the toilet opposite! I have never liked an audience and find it a bit off putting

You don't know you're born!

I once spent a summer as a camp counsellor in the States and the stalls had no doors at all and very low dividing partitions, and they faced directly onto the troughs where you brushed your teeth.

[asher]

Originally Posted by spartacus You don't know you're born! I once spent a summer as a camp counsellor in the States and the stalls had no doors at all and very low dividing partitions, and they faced directly onto the troughs where you brushed your teeth.

lol sounds interesting

we went to the snowies on a motorbike trip men and women sharing one bathroom in an ex prison camp, the partitions and doors were so low on the toilets they may as well have not been there we ladies went en masse and guarded the entrances for each other

[eddie007]

Oh Dear..

Talking about natural bodily functions appears to have upset some ones delicate sensibilities....

Good job this isnt a nursing forum... The discussions on bowels, bowel movements, consistancy and size would cause some SERIOUS shit to hit the fan

[Cheetah7]

Originally Posted by eddie007 Oh Dear.. Talking about natural bodily functions appears to have upset some ones delicate sensibilities.... Good job this isnt a nursing forum... The discussions on bowels, bowel movements, consistancy and size would cause some SERIOUS shit to hit the fan

It appears someone has been offended. Oh well.

[moneypenny20]

Not offended, just thought it was better off in TIO. It's what's always happened, don't know why you'd be surprised or even why you'd start it in the Barbie in the first place.

[DeadVim]

Could be worse ...

[Cheetah7]

Originally Posted by DeadVim Could be worse ... http://sallini.com/rumors/therumors/...let_office.jpg

[DeadVim]

Originally Posted by Cheetah7

It's a crap job, they take the piss and you can't beat the cystern but you do get time and a turd.

[Maddyjvn]

I've no problem with using the loo at work but I often make sure there is no one else in there b4 letting rip. I eat far too much dried fruit and suffer from a lot of gas!

[CAdreaming]

Originally Posted by Cheetah7 Well I had to go, it was no good - went in to the toilet and two women are holding a gossip session in there, I could not ignore it so sauntered in and 'made a nest' with lots of loo paper to disguise it as best I could. Their meeting/chatting carried on, I left and they were pretty quick to follow. You are right, never ignore the call to stool!

Lol the nest made me really laugh....thank u!!!!

[Maddyjvn]

Originally Posted by CAdreaming Lol the nest made me really laugh....thank u!!!!

You can always spot the office beatches. They all go to the loo together. One of my ex-colleagues slagged her boss in the toilet, needless to say her boss was in another cubical. Hence the ex-colleague. ooops