[cresta57]

Originally Posted by DeadVim I do hope that's true

Yep, gospel, the little bloke wearing a big cowboy introduced himself as Thomas, his oppo was a large Indian bloke from Fiji called Hans. Both were nice blokes, they even laughed when I asked if they were playing cowboys & Indians.
Deb had insisted that under the house was to be fully storm proofed by the time she got home from work. I'd done most of it but still had to fillet the fish I caught this morning & wash the kayak out. They spent longer talking about fishing & kayaks than preaching. They did leave me a few pamphlets, one was called "sex in religion" I'll be having a look later for any porn images.
I reckon his suit will be ruined as I use a commercial grade cleaner, same stuff charter skippers use.

[sheene]

Originally Posted by DeadVim And they'll be armed with lucky heather.

She is indeed.

[Whats that smell...]

Originally Posted by sheene Can't have that: My mum has a hatred. A deep seated, engulfing aversion to a person, to such an extent that she has to turn off the TV if he appears. The object of this hatred? Roger Federer. She has never met him, never researched into his beliefs or quotes, she simply can not stand to look at his image. Ridiculous isn't it. I have an anger for the actions of some people from Eire in the past, and will no doubt have that same anger in the future. The key is, that disgust is aimed at the 'actions' of those individuals, not a blanket hatred of the 'image' of anyone from Eire.

Your mum sounds completely normal but you sound like a big girls blouse.

[sheene]

Originally Posted by Whats that smell... Your mum sounds completely normal but you sound like a big girls blouse.

I need a better microscope.

[sheene]

Originally Posted by bcworld You're obviously a member of the PC brigade. The PC brigade brigade will be along shortly to sort you out!

Visitors, how exciting. Do I need to cater for any special dietary requirements?

[bcworld]

Originally Posted by sheene Visitors, how exciting. Do I need to cater for any special dietary requirements?

They tend to be quite angry...just throw in some raw meat for them and stand well back.

[sheene]

Originally Posted by bcworld They tend to be quite angry...just throw in some raw meat for them and stand well back.

Surely they would want some Greens with that?

[moneypenny20]

Originally Posted by cresta57 Lol I just had the JW's turn up as well. I was mid way through rinsing the kayak & about to hoist it back up under the house. They stood chattering & I said you may as well lift that end & flip her over while your standing there. As Jehova is my witness I swear I had no idea the bung was out. Poor bloke got the full fish guts N bleach combo all down his suit. I offered to hose him down to dilute the bleach but he politely made excuses to leave. Quitter

Your cleaning isn't up to much, is it? You were going to put it away full of fish guts and bleach?

[cresta57]

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 Your cleaning isn't up to much, is it? You were going to put it away full of fish guts and bleach?

No no I was cleaning the blood & guts out with bleach. Normally I hoist it up a little onto saw benches so I can sluice it around to get the bleach into everywhere. Today I had a little help so was going to turn it upside down & give it a thorough swill. I hasten to add it was out on the grass not under the house...........
These guys may have a God after all. The dog just came back from his run around the block. He's rancid, putrid, absolutely stinking of dead rotting carcase. He's had a wash with his normal Maldison 50, another with doggie tea tree shampoo & he still stinks so Deb [just in from work]has decided to give him another go with Pantene. The smell is so bloody awful, he was covered in blood & rotting animal remains. My guess is he's found a dead roo to roll in.
Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah..........it can't get any worse!!!! can it?

[Uncle Ebenezer]

Mods - please don't move this kind of garbage to TIO. We've had enough forays by the barbie numpties, into territory well above their intellectual level, without you encouraging it.

Thanks.

[DeadVim]

Originally Posted by cresta57 No no I was cleaning the blood & guts out with bleach. Normally I hoist it up a little onto saw benches so I can sluice it around to get the bleach into everywhere. Today I had a little help so was going to turn it upside down & give it a thorough swill. I hasten to add it was out on the grass not under the house........... These guys may have a God after all. The dog just came back from his run around the block. He's rancid, putrid, absolutely stinking of dead rotting carcase. He's had a wash with his normal Maldison 50, another with doggie tea tree shampoo & he still stinks so Deb [just in from work]has decided to give him another go with Pantene. The smell is so bloody awful, he was covered in blood & rotting animal remains. My guess is he's found a dead roo to roll in. Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah..........it can't get any worse!!!! can it?

Pantene

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer Mods - please don't move this kind of garbage to TIO. We've had enough forays by the barbie numpties, into territory well above their intellectual level, without you encouraging it. Thanks.

Eb, go ***k yourself (because nobody else will).

Merry miserable c**ting Christmas to you and yours.

[Uncle Ebenezer]

Originally Posted by DeadVim Pantene Eb, go ***k yourself (because nobody else will).

I tried, using the method you said always works for you and it appears I'm not supple enough - are you double-jointed?

Originally Posted by DeadVim Merry miserable c**ting Christmas to you and yours.

"Miserable costing Christmas" about describes it, doesn't it? I hate all this commercialism. Thanks for the sentiment, though. I hope you and your family have a fabulously awful awesome time.

[DeadVim]

Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer I tried, using the method you said always works for you and it appears I'm not supple enough - are you double-jointed? "Miserable costing Christmas" about describes it, doesn't it? I hate all this commercialism. Thanks for the sentiment, though. I hope you and your family have a fabulously awful awesome time.

I hope you get what you want and then some

My family christmas will be ghastly and then the whole rotten business will be swept under the carpet and normal service will be resumed.

I hope yours gets back to normal quickly too.

Bah facking humbug

[gruffbrown]

Oh good, just when you thought it was all over..... Barbie pikeys.

[Sally Redux]

Plus ça change.