you can feel the onset of old age when....

sheene · Nov 23rd 2011, 12:29 pm

.....thoughts of sex gradually turn from perspiration, to aspiration, to frustration, then to recollection.

sonlymewalter · Nov 23rd 2011, 6:07 pm

or when you wake up and your bones hurt......

Bernieboy · Nov 23rd 2011, 8:08 pm

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or when you wake up and your bones hurt......

or you wake up and you got no 'bone'

Loch Lomond · Nov 23rd 2011, 9:11 pm

or you wake up and say..no not again

carolinephillips · Nov 23rd 2011, 9:44 pm

or you don't sleep well as you have to get up to pee several times in the night.
Then you make up for it by having "nanna" naps on the sofa and go to bed at 8:30 pm.

General Tojo · Nov 23rd 2011, 10:18 pm

You start getting nostalgic for old girlfriends from decades ago - sad.

slapphead_otool · Nov 23rd 2011, 10:34 pm

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Originally Posted by General Tojo

You start getting nostalgic for old girlfriends from decades ago - sad.

Or you start dating them again.....

scottishcelts · Nov 23rd 2011, 10:43 pm

...you make a grunting sorta noise whilst picking summit up.

General Tojo · Nov 23rd 2011, 10:46 pm

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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool

Or you start dating them again.....

Bit tough when they live literally thousands of miles away - bah

macy · Nov 23rd 2011, 10:50 pm

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Originally Posted by General Tojo

Bit tough when they live literally thousands of miles away - bah

When you sit in the movie theatre for a couple of hours and then have to get up...

When you walk into the shop City Beach and want to compllain about the loud music (can't hear myself think)

...

When you stand at a bar and then after 10 mins want to find a nice stool to park the bum.....

When you think 50 isn't old....

When your child tells you that your not middle aged, your elderly

DeadVim · Nov 23rd 2011, 11:38 pm

... The cover girls on knitting magazines are more appealing than the ones on Zoo/Wank/Nuts (3 magazines, not a single specialist one).

In Exile · Nov 24th 2011, 12:42 am

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Originally Posted by macy

When you sit in the movie theatre for a couple of hours and then have to get up...

but isnt that exactly how movie theatres work

slapphead_otool · Nov 24th 2011, 12:49 am

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Originally Posted by DeadVim

... The cover girls on knitting magazines are more appealing than the ones on Zoo/Wank/Nuts (3 magazines, not a single specialist one).

If I get to that stage please shoot me.....

DeadVim · Nov 24th 2011, 12:56 am

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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool

If I get to that stage please shoot me.....

You'd say no?

In Exile · Nov 24th 2011, 12:57 am

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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool

If I get to that stage please shoot me.....

dont believe these liars

i dont reckon it ever does. i think people say that just in case their spouse might read/hear, but in actual fact its Nuts cover girl is still the weapon of choice for toilet reading, though still as unatainable as ever.

NB: This is all hypothetical as I'm not near that age yet, but when I get there I just honestly cant see myself doing extra curricular perving at a knitting model as opposed to some early 20s nubile slutty thing with next to no clothes on.

Nov 23rd 2011, 6:07 pm	#2
sonlymewalter no stressin no fussin.... Premium Member Joined: Aug 2007 Location: Brisbane bronx.... Posts: 11,727	Re: you can feel the onset of old age when.... or when you wake up and your bones hurt...... __________________ Whoever invented predictive text wants shaggingg shaffting shooting

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scottishcelts Chan eil aon chànan gu le Joined: Feb 2009 Location: On the ning nang nong Posts: 21,187	Re: you can feel the onset of old age when.... ...you make a grunting sorta noise whilst picking summit up. __________________ I advocate glamour. Every day. Every minute. - Dita Von Teese

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DeadVim Mostly Harmless Joined: Jan 2010 Location: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane Posts: 13,633	Re: you can feel the onset of old age when.... ... The cover girls on knitting magazines are more appealing than the ones on Zoo/Wank/Nuts (3 magazines, not a single specialist one).

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