Buy her a kebab, you'll be balls deep before you know it.

I find women with large breasts to be an odd, mysterious species.

I do often wonder how they....cope?

Having two large flabby things bouncing around all the time has got to be a nuisance.

As much as I love your tactics and would tend to agree. It's still my step mum and I feel physically sick right now.

That being said, kebab + wet balls would normally interest me.

Thank you boys, you have me chortling away!

Ethos, Now your comment above explains alot- no wonder men are touching their bits every 5 minutes! I often wonder the same about men though and their bits slapping around their legs- reminds me of some nudist joggers I once saw in Gran Canaria- I was transfixed!

heh heh...

balls would be better if they were still inside, they're pretty horrible.

Saying that I do like watching a film and playing with my balls.

There's something for you to think about Cat.

funbags

Show me a man who doesn't and I'll show you a transsexual.

mwhahaha thanks for that mental image Spugs- I dont think I an ever look you in the face again!

I had a friend who was a J cup (I'm sure I've told you this before) and hers weighed a couple of stone... and when she was floating in the pool, they'd look like a life jacket - they even had me transfixed. Anyhow, yes, without appropriate support, back an neck problems will kick in before any hint of sagging...

Oh, and WHAT IS IT WITH WILLIES?! My 2 year old son is transfixed with his and will take any opportunity to have a fiddle... Honestly...

Don't worry, he'll grow out of it. Give him 50 years or so.

Oh, and by the way, I'm really pissed off that nobody's illustrated this bloody thread yet. Every time there's a new post I'm on here hoping to see some pics, still nothing and now we're talking 1" willies. And what with the image of Spugsy playing pocket billiards while watching The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie. Jeez, what an end to the day.

Imagination's not all it's cut out to be any more?!