All together now....awwwww.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw4KV...eature=related


Kristina

My son buying M rated xbox games for the first time since he turned 16. Girl at till snapped out "you got ID?", he just calmly handed over his school ID card with a very small smirk

Planning holidays

And reading Ipool's thread about his/her great grandfather's grave

This fb posting by a friend of mine:

A woman is sitting on the veranda with her husband and she says, "I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...

She replies, "It's me....... talking to the wine."

Some epic posts guys.. Planking safely...Awsome. As a safety guy i could do with the original...

Anyway.. What made me smile today was a woman news reader on this mornings news say something "makes you look like a bit of a pri*ck". I kinda missed the full conversation but then the other news reader tried to cover her and said no you mean a "Twat"...
How funny..

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)





The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did

Being the top scorer in the BE trivia challenge so far tonight it won't last though, some smart-arsed regular quizzer will come along and boot me off the top score soon enough....

http://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=44158

As you probably know it was the last shuttle mission .

What are we up to next as a species?

Good old British Comedy makes me laugh i love this series and bought the box set but im wondering if this movie will be released in New Zealand , probably not as they wouldn't get the humour

http://youtu.be/PFSJUbXS47Y

Little Johnny was planning on getting lots of preasents for Christmas. He knew that god had a connection to the North Pole, and stood up and started to pray.
"God, I have been a child of perfection this year. I think I should get lots of presents... no that won't work."

He got on his knees.
"God, I haven't been the best child since last December. I still deserve lots of preasents for my efforts... no that won't work either!"

He laid face flat on the floor.
"God, I have been a complete devil this year. But I can change, I promise! No, theres no way he'll beleive that!"

Johnny went to his last resort. He walked over to the model of the stable that Jesus was born in. Little Johnny reached in and pulled out the Virgin Mary. He went into his room, wrapped Mary in a sock, and placed her in his drawer.

"God, if you ever want to see your mother again...

Mr & Mrs House Martin teaching their offspring how to fly

Seeing an owl sitting just outside our dining area window

Knowing that its my baby girls birthday (14 ) tomorrow and she will still come and jump on our bed and play 'hot' and 'cold' to find her presenst