Originally Posted by Pollyana

He did look a bt scared And he has met the vicious dogs, three Jack Russells, one of which has bitten me twice, bad enough to draw blood, little b&gger.

Originally Posted by Hutch

I'm a coffee drinker. Coffee, coffee and more coffee. Espresso with a sugar in it, latte without. None of that instant shite either - I'll sweep up the contents of the cat's tray, bake it, grind it and pour water over it if I ever feel the urge to drink Nescafe again. I cannot stand the small of tea, let alone the the taste of it. Would rather gargle warm piss out of a drunk tramp's knob than have a 'cuppa'.

The missus, however, loves her tea. Builders tea. The stronger the better. Yorkshire in preference. Let it soak and then muller the bag against the side of the mug (yea, mug, not cup you soft southern ponce) with a spoon or (given that we empty the dishwasher roughly once every month) your thumb. Oh and on taking the first swig, it's obligatory to let out a large, 'ahhhh' sound.

Originally Posted by kporte

Haha, I'm like that with Nescafe but it's free at work, so being Scottish I drink it!

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

if Ida known how 'scruffy' you really are, I wouldn't have bought TWO jars of squillion dollar coffee (after the first one rolled outa the boot and smashed onto the drive ).

Originally Posted by kporte

Bet G is still getting stick for that!!

Originally Posted by scottishcelts

I hate those nippy little bastards, when I were a lass all the estate blokes went through a phase of having them (bit like the neds with their Staffies of today) only the JR's were evil nasty vindictive little ****ers, Staffies are lovely.

Originally Posted by kporte

Haha, I'm like that with Nescafe but it's free at work, so being Scottish I drink it!

Originally Posted by paulry

And what's wrong with Nescafe?

We were entertaining guests a while back and towards the end served tea and coffee. We'd run out of ground coffee so I made up a glass pot of Nescafe. I was going to tell them sorry, Nescafe is all we have (honest) but before I could do so some had already poured theirs and taken a sip. Then one of them said "Oooh, posh coffee!". I didn't have the heart to tell them the truth after that - and nobody noticed the difference.

Originally Posted by kporte

You've got to try a chihuahua tongue right up your nostril. Nearly licks your brain!!

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Sounds like a strange sexual practice

Originally Posted by alistairboyle

You're only jealous.

Originally Posted by alistairboyle

The unknowing Nescafe drinker who thought it was posh may have meant it. They probably have International Roast at home. Now, that really is shite!!!!

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Be the most excitement I've had in my life for many a month


That stuff is an insult to the word "coffee"

Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Remember Tesco "sand" a few years back? That's what we called it anyway.

I've just had a cheese and Branston pickle sandwich. Large lumps though. I do prefer the nancy small lump stuff.