A better solution would be to move all the people you didn't like to Perth.

Now that sounds like a plan, I shall start making a list just incase

That's a bit extreme for having a mess in your sleeve

Necver work, someone would notice an unemployed man buying a new car, or new house, moving into a new area with lots of new possessions. The tabloids would pay top dollar for info. Best to be open, then disappear for a while.