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They all look like the same bird to me.
I prefer my women with just a touch of "cheap" thrown in.
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[quote=SagenOnion;7924489]They all look like the same bird to me.
I prefer my women with just a touch of "cheap" thrown in.[/QUOTE] You called ![]()
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I - Billy Connolly |
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Gorgeous and not a sign of plastic.
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Yes, I like a bit of cheap..............cheap and tarty............and brassy...........with big tits.
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A bubbly-jock...
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East is east and west is west, but Dubai is the best ! |
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hmmmm...nice
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loads of pearl necklaces...
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You is a puff
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probably bakelite for your girls
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Chan eil aon chànan gu le
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If they land in the right place and not in your flippen eyes
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Chan eil aon chànan gu le
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Yip, eyes are a no go, neither is the nose - however, the mouth is fine ![]()
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Great Odin's Raven!
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I like my women classy and feminine on the outside and completely trashy on the inside...more so if they are intelligent and politically incorrect.
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