Bobby who

Blame Hendra virus, Pandemic flu and a lack of people to shift swap with

Oh you sound just like a bloke i know

Well I certainly don't LOOK like any bloke you know

oi oi, how is everyone?

right now as you all know i aint that bright, so is it tuesday or friday, the victory or the alehouse, or both?

i apologise for my continued absence, been working down the coast, long long hours, reminds me of working back in london

and polly, bernie may well have some pretty boy mates now. i hear he has opened his mind to all sorts of things

Pretty boys eh Dober,well that rules you out

Union jack pub 1730 this friday

I dunno he has a certain cutenss about him, you're just looking at him from the wrong angle

Only angle i seem to look at him from is below,big tall baldy git

Ooh good i do like it when a proper footy person turns out All i can get out of the dwarf is "I see Leeds are joint top o' the Leeeeeeeg LITTLE does he know but i know it's the .................................................. ..........1ST DIVISION and not the PREMIER

Yeah, I mean, Leeds....WTF are Leeds? Think I even heard them referred to as "scum" recently........

bob i thought they'd done the honorable thing and gone bankrupt again the world would be a better place without them for sure. i hear they're playing scunthorpe or carlisle this weekend, that should be a cracker

i guess bernie likes em cos of the link with denis wise, you know little guy, cute but feisty (so the missus tells me ) i just see the top of the wee mans little pointy head

i have it on good authority that the mighty spurs are on top and undefeated whats happening over there?

polly, i've always thought were a good judge, well done for seeing through the harsh exterior to the beauty within a certain cuteness even the long suffering mrs dobaman is struggling with that one. she refers to a certain charm. equally confusing.

thanks anyway sweetie

will try to get a bit of a pass. my lovely daughter is visiting for the weekend so i may be doing daddy type stuff. i can feel the money oozing from my wallet even as i type these words.

bernie, some of your "new friends" may prefer the more "robust" type of man. i think they like the unpolished caveman type of thing. not everyone can mince around with handbags, highlights and manicured fingernails you know. i'll have to try a bit harder to fly under the gaydar

I predict a riot

Can you get us tickets as well please mate ? Would love to see them