[Deb]

Originally Posted by Call me AL Red or Amber? Truth.

Amber ..

I was an easy target, a young woman driving alone at night ..

[Call me AL]

Originally Posted by Deb Amber .. I was an easy target, a young woman driving alone at night ..

In that case he definitely deserves a punch in the pods.

[Deb]

Originally Posted by Call me AL In that case he definitely deserves a punch in the pods.

He did, I even flashed a bit of clevage & he still didn't budge, the bastard ...

[another bloody yank]

Originally Posted by Deb He did, I even flashed a bit of clevage & he still didn't budge, the bastard ...

Obviously a homo.

[Deb]

Originally Posted by another bloody yank Obviously a homo.

Definately, a flash of me tits & all I got back was a $250 fine & three demerit points on my licence ..

[another bloody yank]

Originally Posted by Deb Definately, a flash of me tits & all I got back was a $250 fine & three demerit points on my licence ..

He was just jealous.

[Dorothy]

Originally Posted by Call me AL It's nice of you to ask Lorna at Vicenza. It was her left wrist. She has to have an operation or something on it tomorrow.

I hope you're at least going to drive her to the hospital. I'm scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow and my old man tells me tonight (as I'm going through the prep) that he's really sorry but he's not going to be taking me to the hospital after all and would I mind jumping on the train in the morning?
I did have to apologise after the left hook to the head he received.

[Deb]

Originally Posted by Dorothy I hope you're at least going to drive her to the hospital. I'm scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow and my old man tells me tonight (as I'm going through the prep) that he's really sorry but he's not going to be taking me to the hospital after all and would I mind jumping on the train in the morning? I did have to apologise after the left hook to the head he received.

I had to go to the hospital for a biospy & drive myself home ..

[gazz]

For not being sensitive enough

[Dorothy]

Originally Posted by gazz For not being sensitive enough

Who, You? Not sensitive? I'm completely shocked by that.

[Call me AL]

Originally Posted by Dorothy I hope you're at least going to drive her to the hospital. I'm scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow and my old man tells me tonight (as I'm going through the prep) that he's really sorry but he's not going to be taking me to the hospital after all and would I mind jumping on the train in the morning? I did have to apologise after the left hook to the head he received.

Dorothy,Dorothy,Dorothy! Did you think to ask WHY he would'nt take you to the hospital before landing such a devastating blow?
Perhaps he had an important round of golf, with money at stake.
Or a crucial frame of snooker??

[Dorothy]

Originally Posted by Call me AL Dorothy,Dorothy,Dorothy! Did you think to ask WHY he would'nt take you to the hospital before landing such a devastating blow? Perhaps he had an important round of golf, with money at stake. Or a crucial frame of snooker??

No, he was unconcious and unable to answer.

How's Mrs Al's wrist now you've broken it for her? I hope you have hired some excellent domestic staff to cater to her every whim.

[Call me AL]

Originally Posted by Dorothy No, he was unconcious and unable to answer. How's Mrs Al's wrist now you've broken it for her? I hope you have hired some excellent domestic staff to cater to her every whim.

She's lying on the bed moaning about having to make a pan of spag bol one handed!!
She reckons I'm going to make dinner tomorrow.
No way Jose, never going to happen. Well it might happen, (actually it probably will).

[Dorothy]

Originally Posted by Call me AL She's lying on the bed moaning about having to make a pan of spag bol one handed!! She reckons I'm going to make dinner tomorrow. No way Jose, never going to happen. Well it might happen, (actually it probably will).

You're a good man Mr Al. Look, I'm not allowed to use the stove tonight and Mr Dorothy is going to be late, so how about popping over to cook my tea as well?

[Call me AL]

Originally Posted by Dorothy You're a good man Mr Al. Look, I'm not allowed to use the stove tonight and Mr Dorothy is going to be late, so how about popping over to cook my tea as well?

No problem.
I'll bring some over. We are having liver and onions with mashed potato.