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Old Jul 4th 2012, 11:02 pm   #1
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There's some real Darwin Award nominees in this!
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Old Jul 4th 2012, 11:13 pm   #2
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Hilarious, good thing there are 300 million of us, plenty of extras.
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Old Jul 5th 2012, 11:16 am   #3
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haha nice. Something really REALLY painful goin on around the 1:04 mark.
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Old Jul 5th 2012, 1:21 pm   #4
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How did they ever win!
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How did they ever win!
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(I suspect our tactic of standing in long lines wearing bright red coats didnt help us any).



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It's easy to win when one side stops playing
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Why are some supposedly heterosexual guys so keen to shove weird things up their butts?
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Old Jul 5th 2012, 2:40 pm   #8
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The bit 20 seconds in amazes me. If I hit my friend in the face with a firework, my first reaction would be 'sh*t, I've killed him', not to laugh.

Then again, I'm just a liberal socialist Euro commie.
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The bit 20 seconds in amazes me. If I hit my friend in the face with a firework, my first reaction would be 'sh*t, I've killed him', not to laugh.

Then again, I'm just a liberal socialist Euro commie.
You'd think right?! My first thought watching that was oh sh*t too, then I hear the guy laughing and couldn't believe it.

I thought the dog running off with it was pretty funny though. In fact, I think that's the only one I laughed at, the rest I was cringing at.
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Old Jul 5th 2012, 3:07 pm   #10
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Amazing. Agreed on the dog, tying a string of crackers to the guys ankle was awesome too.

But man, people are idiots

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I agree, all of them made me cringe except the dog, that was pretty funny.
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Old Jul 5th 2012, 5:26 pm   #12
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I agree, all of them made me cringe except the dog, that was pretty funny.
"he needs a rocket up his ass" has a whole new depth of meaning for me now.
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I agree, all of them made me cringe except the dog, that was pretty funny.
It was only luck that the dog grabbed it the way it did, it was almost cooked from the inside.
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It was only luck that the dog grabbed it the way it did, it was almost cooked from the inside.
Very true!

I can't get over the reactions of some of the bystanders/friends who are laughing when the poor stupid fools get a firework to the face/nuts/arse!
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I wept with laughter through almost all of it.

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