[moneypenny20]

Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex I didn't look for it - it looked for me. Anyway - it's time for breakfast now. http://scottg26.com/wordpress/wp-con...s-14-02-09.jpg

[mikelincs]

Not sure if this should be in this thread as it's eally a sad story, but shows the warmth of mankind. On Sunday a young woman, Claire Squires, was running the London Marathon in aid of the Samaritans, hoping to raise £500, sadly about 1.5 miles from the finish she collapsed, and despite the immediate attention of the St John's Ambulance she died. Since then, and with the disclosure of her name and the link to the site she was using to ask for donations her currrent donation total is around £400,000. I'm not asking people to donate, but this is a link and the total seems to be just rocketing, infact as I post this the total is $423,000.

http://www.justgiving.com/Claire-Squires2

[N1cky]

Cleaning out the fridge and found a bar of Cadburys dairy milk under the bottom drawer


And not telling anyone and scoffing it all myself

[Jan Alaska]

Sitting in my brothers 16th century cottage having a couple of slices of kingsmill toast and a cuppa tea for breakfast

[Ryanloop]

What made me smile today was a small token of affection that my daughter gave me l am when he came to work ... source a small kiss on the hand and told me I was a real gentleman.

[Uncle Ebenezer]

Originally Posted by Ryanloop What made me smile today was a small token of affection that my daughter gave me l am when he came to work ... source a small kiss on the hand and told me I was a real gentleman.

So, what is your first language? Double Dutch?

[kimilseung]

Originally Posted by Jan Alaska Sitting in my brothers 16th century cottage having a couple of slices of kingsmill toast and a cuppa tea for breakfast

Can your brother see France from his house?
(sorry if by now you are tired of the Palin references)

[paddingtongreen]

After a long hot morning of doing laundry at the corner laundrymat, old Stella is pulling her cart full of laundry behind her down the blazing hot sidewalk.

Boy, it sure is hot out here Stella says to herself as she trudges along.

As she passes the open door of a tavern Stella notes the nice cool air and music from within drifting out to the side walk.

Stella says to herself "an ice cold beer would go down real nice right now".

Stella turns and pulls her laundry cart into the dark, cool tavern and plops down on a bar stool.

The barkeep approaches and asks "What can I get you Ma'am?"

As Stella wipes the sweat from her brow she responds "Well gee mister, an ice cold beer sounds real good right about now".

With that the barkeep asks "Anheuserbush"?

Stella ponders the question a moment and through blushing cheeks responds "Were just fine mister, Anheuserpecker"?

[N1cky]

Why do people post photos of stupid things when advertising houses to rent.

I've seen more photos of crappy furniture, toilets, hammocks, skirting boards and fridges than I care about.

These ones are always the best though, wtf has this got to do with a house? At least it makes filtering out some of the spam a little easier.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/apa/2981500232.html

[dakota44]

Originally Posted by N1cky Why do people post photos of stupid things when advertising houses to rent. I've seen more photos of crappy furniture, toilets, hammocks, skirting boards and fridges than I care about. These ones are always the best though, wtf has this got to do with a house? At least it makes filtering out some of the spam a little easier. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/apa/2981500232.html

Doesn't that make you want to send them a rude email?

[moneypenny20]

Originally Posted by N1cky Why do people post photos of stupid things when advertising houses to rent. I've seen more photos of crappy furniture, toilets, hammocks, skirting boards and fridges than I care about. These ones are always the best though, wtf has this got to do with a house? At least it makes filtering out some of the spam a little easier. http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/apa/2981500232.html

[mikelincs]

Low cost airlines listening to their customers?.. Flybe to drop credit card charges.

http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/fly...051612437.html

[paddingtongreen]

[SultanOfSwing]

Originally Posted by paddingtongreen http://cr4.globalspec.com/PostImages...F1E5FED44F.jpg

That's canoeing in a nutshell, that pic ...

[paranoidandroid]

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing That's canoeing in a nutshell, that pic ...

Looks more like a marrow or a pumkin..