"Weta your Whistle'-the all new Kiwi bar
#391
Re: "Weta your Whistle'-the all new Kiwi bar
Hi Mike...don't see you in this establishment very often. What can I get you? Drinks are on me.
Kiwi fruit and vodka? Mmmm dunno, maybe ditch the kiwi fruit and just drink,the vodka.
Kiwi fruit and vodka? Mmmm dunno, maybe ditch the kiwi fruit and just drink,the vodka.
#392
Re: "Weta your Whistle'-the all new Kiwi bar
Massive vat of medicinal spirits please, bar keep. Gone and done my bl**dy back again - getting the Sunday roast out of the stupidly designed oven yesterday (what's with the door opening towards your legs??)
Had to take a day off work today but will have to struggle in tomorrow, only got 2 sick days left and will need them for my son's hospital appointment.
Had to take a day off work today but will have to struggle in tomorrow, only got 2 sick days left and will need them for my son's hospital appointment.
#393
Re: "Weta your Whistle'-the all new Kiwi bar
Massive vat of medicinal spirits please, bar keep. Gone and done my bl**dy back again - getting the Sunday roast out of the stupidly designed oven yesterday (what's with the door opening towards your legs??)
Had to take a day off work today but will have to struggle in tomorrow, only got 2 sick days left and will need them for my son's hospital appointment.
Had to take a day off work today but will have to struggle in tomorrow, only got 2 sick days left and will need them for my son's hospital appointment.
I'll have a drink please. A MASSIVE one !
#395
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I'll have your drink for you though.
That oven door thing is a nightmare and always a danger to one's eyebrows
#396
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Re: "Weta your Whistle'-the all new Kiwi bar
Right it's friday evening and I shall have to make do with a virtual glass of bubbles. Stupid me decided to put myself down for an audition this evening . Never done one before and I have a terminal case of Man Flu. At least I have an excuse for my lousy voice .
Have a vat of alcohol ready for me for when I get home at 8.30 pm ta. I don't care what alcohol you choose, just need enough for wallowing in.
Have a vat of alcohol ready for me for when I get home at 8.30 pm ta. I don't care what alcohol you choose, just need enough for wallowing in.
#397
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Just for VBS: a big vat of Special Brew with the contents of the slops bucket added cos we're posh in here
How did it go?
How did it go?
#398
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It was a laugh. Doubt I shall get in but at least I gave it a go. Proud of myself for that . Had to sing a bit, dance a bit and recite some lines from the show Chess.
Right, let's get back to the alcohol
#399
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Good for you!
I think I'd need the alcohol before doing that plus maybe dose the audience as well to dull their pain
I think I'd need the alcohol before doing that plus maybe dose the audience as well to dull their pain
#401
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Come leaving time and he thrust the ticket in my hand saying that there was no way that he could possibly make it now and could I apologise to his girlfriend He refused my offer to swap seeing as if he couldn't make it then neither could I... So Simon, your girlfriend nagged you into going and you're using me as an excuse to get out of it
God it was boring and I managed to take my time and miss the whole first half...
#402
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Now I love musicals (not all of them) but for me life would be great if life was one long musical. I just adore singing and dancing. I used to sing on the wards all the time though I'm not sure "Every sperm is sacred" was always appropriate
It's nearly weekend so let's get 'em lined up bar bod :d rinkwine:
It's nearly weekend so let's get 'em lined up bar bod :d rinkwine:
#405
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Oooh hello,
Finally some clientele to talk to! I've been the only one here for months, well, apart from the stuffed pukeko behind the bar who becomes quite entertaining after a few drinks...
Hmmm maybe I've been imbibing a bit too much...
Finally some clientele to talk to! I've been the only one here for months, well, apart from the stuffed pukeko behind the bar who becomes quite entertaining after a few drinks...
Hmmm maybe I've been imbibing a bit too much...