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Old Mar 6th 2018, 5:56 am
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Lady with one leg? Eileen.

Asian lady with one leg? Irene.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Noleen

What do you a swimmer with no arms or legs? Bob.
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Old Mar 7th 2018, 4:13 am
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The wife has been missing a week now, and the Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to the charity shop and got all her clothes back.
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Horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "Why the long face?"
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My wife drove me to drink.
Forgot to thank her.
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