Jokes
#31
Re: Jokes
Another Essex girl joke.
Essex girl goes into PC World and asks for some curtains for her new PC. The attendant says you dont need curtains for a PC. The Essex girl replies, " Hellooo, it's got fu*!ing windows.
Essex girl rings the fire brigade to report a fire and the 999 operator says," How do we get there" and the Essex girl replies, " Hellooo, in the big red fire engine"
Essex girl goes into PC World and asks for some curtains for her new PC. The attendant says you dont need curtains for a PC. The Essex girl replies, " Hellooo, it's got fu*!ing windows.
Essex girl rings the fire brigade to report a fire and the 999 operator says," How do we get there" and the Essex girl replies, " Hellooo, in the big red fire engine"
#32
Re: Jokes
Woman walking through the cemetery and sees a man crouching behind a headstone. She says,"MORNING" and the fella replies, " NO JUST HAVING A SHIT".