Charismatic

As you know crowd and peer-to-peer funding is all the rage at the moment. We just seem to be in a market where any old idea is seen as a viable product.

So I want your ideas and your critique of others ideas.

Here is my first pitch:

Bo-Jangles

Quite an interesting idea. Tell me, how do you propose to overcome typical feline psychological issues, such as 'Allergy to Owner Syndrome' and embarrassment led anxieties; most cat experts agree that cats can suffer from humiliation and I wouldn't like to see my pussy singled out by the neighbourhood bullies for being a bit 'out there'.

MrsFychan

sorry its been done as well as shoes for horses and any other animal you care to mention I would think

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Sally Redux

I remembered something like this being on BE before:

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Bo-Jangles

Love it, they have sandals and welly boots too!!

Charismatic

Damn.

Purr-mitts: Mittens made of kittens .

scrubbedexpat094

I don't see a future in it, so I'm out!

chc4me

I think its a "Purr-fect" idea. What purrcentage of the company are you offering??

Charismatic

Fine then, that was just a warm up idea.

Idea #2:

Artisanmite: Craft breweries are all the rage at the moment and we'd just buy their brewing sludge then turn in into Mar...I mean Artisanmite. We'll put it in a jar with a label that looks a bit like a hatch print poster, perhaps an "in" joke on the front like a bare chested men with pickaxes and a miners lamp, and we'll only retail it in those places that serve gourmet toast to hipsters and alternative types. I think it will sell well on the west coast of America as well actually because it fills the niches of being new and untried in the US, European and humble in origin.

scrubbedexpat094

Need to hear more but I'm interested at this stage. Costings please?

Persephone

Will it taste better than Marmite?

A much more practical and profitable idea than cat socks: anyone who has ever tried to keep a bandage on a cat will understand

I am cautiously interested

Charismatic

I'll probably need $5m to start the company and another $5m to keep the staff so brimmed with booze they forget I'm a terrible entrepreneur. For this I'm offering half of the company, 10% of the office totty and years of being invited along to conferences to tell them you where in from the beginning and you where always a believer.
I think it'll still be a "like it or leave it" product. We could do a few other variations, like a very strong Maoist themed Naxalmite and a kids version called Termite loaded with high fructose corn syrup. Maybe an aged version called Dinomite? You can see the marketing and product development potential.

Persephone

Does the office totty come with a well lit window and a watching crowd?

Some other variations you might like to consider:
a budget version called 'Shite'
a Halal version called 'Shiite'
a powdered 'just mix with water' version called 'Angel Demite'

Charismatic

Sure, we'll set you up a subsidiary with a separate office. I think finding a life insurer could be very difficult.

Charismatic

Idea #3. We could make an app (well, not us obviously, but we could employ clever people) that stops important people sexting or sending inappropriate pictures. Every time a picture or message with questionable content (sex, sexism, racism, bribery, homophobia etc.) was detected it would require a PR person to approved the message, they could opt to erase the message/block that person or forward it to that persons wife/partner (which would obviously make for some interesting dinner conversations).

Business case? Anthony Weiner, Brooks Newmark, Berlusconi (again and again, bunga bunga)...

Client base? Nigel Farage & UKIP, most of the Tory back bench and some of the front (Same could probably apply to most countries really), FA players, many financial institutions, the police and teachers, anyone with an intern, male managers with female employees etc.

We could get into hardware with a "shock" case for a iPhone and Android so when someone contact a number they shouldn't be dialing it gives them a little zap.