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Forum: The Lounge Mar 22nd 2013, 11:55 am
Replies: 172
Views: 3,165
Re: BE's Ignore function

Well I can't ignore that...
Forum: The Locker Room Mar 21st 2013, 8:51 pm
Replies: 6,698
Views: 190,847
Re: Premier League

So what's all this Rio Ferdinand bollocks about then?
Forum: The Lounge Mar 21st 2013, 7:54 pm
Replies: 78
Views: 1,921
Re: Are You Cool?

Especially when yelling, "you wanking ring-piece" or some such thing at the snow.
Forum: The Lounge Mar 21st 2013, 4:56 pm
Replies: 78
Views: 1,921
Re: Are You Cool?

Aww bless her.

I get coolness points with the Moms for being both British and for picking up my daughter every day. But this being a weirdo part of the US there's still the lingering suspicion that...
Forum: The Lounge Mar 21st 2013, 4:21 pm
Replies: 78
Views: 1,921
Re: Are You Cool?

That's where I win. I'm one of a very few minority of dads in my daughter's kindergarten class who still lives with the kid's mother. :)
Forum: The Lounge Mar 21st 2013, 4:17 pm
Replies: 78
Views: 1,921
Re: Are You Cool?

My daughter thought I was God on earth between the age of 2 and 5. Now she thinks I'm sometimes fun but not cool anymore. My son - three years old tomorrow - has opted to skip the part where he...
Forum: Take it Outside! Mar 21st 2013, 1:33 am
Replies: 19,544
Views: 963,396
Re: What has pissed you off today

[Insert cheap Gar(çon)lick joke here]
Forum: Take it Outside! Mar 21st 2013, 12:35 am
Replies: 19,544
Views: 963,396
Re: What has pissed you off today

So both I and the French smell like pedophiles. Top stuff there.
Forum: Take it Outside! Mar 20th 2013, 11:13 pm
Replies: 19,544
Views: 963,396
Re: What has pissed you off today

Just to confirm - yes, garlic powder in your eyes and all over your chapped lips burns like a bastard.
Forum: Take it Outside! Mar 20th 2013, 9:15 pm
Replies: 19,544
Views: 963,396
Re: What has pissed you off today

Moron Of The Day: It's me.

I brought the Shop Vac up from the basement to make cleaning icky stuff quicker. Then I joked with my daughter that it was so strong that I could likely suck the...
Forum: The Lounge Mar 20th 2013, 11:47 am
Replies: 172
Views: 3,165
Forum: The Locker Room Mar 19th 2013, 10:32 pm
Replies: 6,698
Views: 190,847
Re: Premier League

S'alright dear. Ed has also agreed that if Spurs finish higher than the Plastics then Mark can take him up the Emirates as well.
Forum: The Locker Room Mar 19th 2013, 9:52 pm
Replies: 6,698
Views: 190,847
Re: Premier League

I believe she said she'd let Mark take her up the wrong 'un if Arsenal finish higher than Spurs as well....
Forum: The Lounge Mar 19th 2013, 8:08 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 1,400
Re: Glistening Man Eggs

That's not lard...

http://www.okmagazine.com/sites/okmagazine.com/files/imagecache/node_page_image/article_images/2011__05__RupertGrint.jpg
Forum: The Locker Room Mar 19th 2013, 5:24 pm
Replies: 6,698
Views: 190,847
Re: Premier League

That's Pascal Chimbonda and he's just convinced another club that he isn't a parasitical, inept footballer jumping from place to place in a desperate attempt to make as much money as possible before...
Forum: The Lounge Mar 19th 2013, 3:20 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 1,400
Re: Glistening Man Eggs

Genital warts? Aren't they the lumpy knots in a Gregg's sausage roll?
Forum: The Locker Room Mar 19th 2013, 11:49 am
Replies: 6,698
Views: 190,847
Re: Premier League

And finally he can get on with his new career as a jockey.
Forum: The Lounge Mar 18th 2013, 5:41 pm
Replies: 593
Views: 9,935
Re: Random Comment 2013

Oops, butterfingers.

Sorry - the wife and I watched Last Tango In Paris last night.
Forum: The Lounge Mar 18th 2013, 5:38 pm
Replies: 14,385
Views: 593,806
Re: What made you smile today? Part III

Got a book out of the library for my daughter. Call me childish if you like but I seemed to recognize a subtle subtext to the storyline...
Forum: The Lounge Mar 18th 2013, 4:44 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 1,400
Re: Glistening Man Eggs

How very dare you. :frown:
Forum: The Lounge Mar 17th 2013, 10:53 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 1,400
Re: Glistening Man Eggs

I accidentally got a little close with the clippers and hacked my eggs off. You know - I've never noticed before that they aren't quite the same size. Anyhoo - best pop down the vet and get them...
Forum: The Lounge Mar 17th 2013, 10:50 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 1,400
Re: Glistening Man Eggs

Went for the old dog clippers method for myself.
Forum: The Lounge Mar 17th 2013, 6:55 pm
Replies: 62
Views: 1,400
Re: Glistening Man Eggs

Just recharging the camera battery....
Forum: The Lounge Mar 15th 2013, 5:29 pm
Replies: 78
Views: 1,921
Are You Cool?

My daughter asked me what "cool" means. I tried to tell her. After giving her a decent explanation I asked her if she thought I was cool. Which means I hoped that she would see me as a mysterious...
Forum: Take it Outside! Mar 15th 2013, 4:31 pm
Replies: 60
Views: 1,537
Re: Pope

My favorite thing about Popes is that they don't receive a marked salary. I mean they're freaking loaded and draped in absurd amounts of gold and jewelry and get everything they want for free. But...
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