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Forum: France

Oct 28th 2014, 8:51 pm

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Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor. When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Tom's wife isn't wearing any underwear. Later,...

Forum: France

Aug 11th 2014, 10:56 am

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol 'station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical...

Forum: France

Aug 11th 2014, 10:55 am

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HA HA like it!!:lol::rofl:

Forum: France

Dec 5th 2013, 4:48 am

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brilliant, love it:lol:

Forum: France

Nov 13th 2013, 5:27 pm

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I like it :thumbsup:

I suppose for our french friends the joke could be translated into meuh (meurt) like a cow

Forum: France

Oct 21st 2012, 6:05 pm

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner...

Forum: France

Jun 26th 2012, 8:20 pm

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:lol:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=107403&stc=1&d=1340742000

Forum: France

Jun 23rd 2012, 7:50 pm

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Well I reckon after a few blocked toilets, a useless supplier and a bit a back ache he'd quickly change his mind!!! :lol::lol:

Forum: France

Jun 22nd 2012, 5:20 pm

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Well, thanks to Geoff, I'd say Einstein.... but to be honest I haven't got a clue:confused:

Forum: France

Jun 21st 2012, 10:46 am

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Its Friday evening, and just as the plumber was about to leave home to take his fiancée out to dinner the phone rings:

"Hello, this is Dr Watson your GP"

"Good evening doctor, what can I do...

Forum: France

Mar 25th 2012, 7:15 pm

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The coach of OM is looking for a new striker and is informed of the existence of an extraordinary young Iraqi.
So he takes a plane to Baghdad and attends a match of young genius.
He is captivated...

Forum: France

Apr 27th 2011, 9:48 pm

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Guy goes into a barbers to get his hair cut and says to the barber, "I want my hair cut like Elvis Presley" - after about 20minutes the man is furious and says "Elvis Presley doesn't look anything...

Forum: France

Sep 25th 2010, 12:59 pm

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had
done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about
getting nervous on the...

Forum: France

Sep 20th 2010, 7:40 pm

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On the parking lot of a supermarket, a blonde notices that somebody has made a big dent in her car door.

After the inital shock, shes starts to have a look at how she can get the dent out of the...

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