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Forum: France

Oct 21st 2020, 1:09 pm

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Forum: France

Oct 20th 2020, 12:53 pm

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Forum: France

Sep 3rd 2020, 4:25 pm

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Hi hi, superbe!

;)

Forum: France

Sep 2nd 2020, 5:57 pm

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Forum: France

Aug 24th 2020, 2:32 pm

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Again, not a joke, just another episode from la vie quotidienne.

Having finally won my hard fought-for Swiss pension, we decided to treat ourselves to having a femme de ménage for a few hours a...

Forum: France

Jun 21st 2020, 8:37 pm

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That is genuinely groanworthy. :lol:

Forum: France

May 5th 2020, 4:34 pm

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Forum: France

Mar 20th 2020, 3:27 pm

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:lol: :thumbup:

Forum: France

Dec 9th 2019, 9:03 pm

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ESD had been off planet, but back on the case this evening, she just sent this from Le Petit Robert.
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Forum: France

Dec 9th 2019, 9:01 am

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Hmm.

https://www.larousse.fr/dictionnaires/francais/lardon/46275

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lardon <== Here's the "toddler".
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Forum: France

Dec 7th 2019, 9:12 pm

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ESD hit the wall on that one as well, so alas, we remain none the wiser.

Forum: France

Dec 5th 2019, 9:20 pm

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SD hasn't yet come back, must be out on a mission somewhere, but in the meantime I found...
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Forum: France

Dec 5th 2019, 8:10 pm

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Posted By BuckinghamshireBoy

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:lol:

St. Jack Nuts ok, times fat ok, but likewise, I'm really not getting anywhere with plugs/lardons. :confused:

I'll ask eldest SD....

Forum: France

Oct 22nd 2019, 5:52 pm

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@ cyrian I may never enter a lift again without smiling.

Meanwhile, back in Gotham City...
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Forum: France

Oct 11th 2019, 5:23 pm

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Hi hi, superbe!

I don't want to take this off topic (despite it being considered as one of my specialties) but...

I was only in my first apartment for four years - seven floors, two aparts per...

Forum: France

Oct 11th 2019, 4:36 pm

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Cyrian, are you actually in an apartment bloc if I may ask? I'm loving these by the way... :thumbup:

Forum: France

Oct 10th 2019, 9:13 am

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I'll echo that :lol: Takes me back to my first apartment in a 'lively' quarter of downtown Geneva though.

Forum: France

Jan 18th 2019, 7:49 pm

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Thank you for the clarification, as you say the words and languages being so diverse and interesting.

I'm slightly miffed that I'm at risk of losing my French up here - I've already been told by...

Forum: France

Jan 18th 2019, 4:50 pm

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That usage of la pendule had me there. I was looking at the ultimate punishment for criminals... :confused:

I may have learned that in the past, but I always go for l'horloge. Even if my car's...

Forum: France

Jan 18th 2019, 4:34 pm

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Ah c'mon, not really, :o it's a play on the spelling in the punchline. ;)

Good one dmu.

Forum: France

Jan 18th 2019, 3:08 pm

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:lol:

Forum: France

Feb 26th 2018, 5:44 pm

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As Novocastrian mentioned pronunciation (sort of), something stirred. Again, not a joke, but true...

In the days before Switzerland entered into Schengen, us southern 'Swissies' were often...

Forum: France

Feb 6th 2018, 1:56 pm

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In Belgium, there is a very large manufacturing plant located to the East of Brussels. It is so large that it straddles the border of two provinces - Walloon Brabant and Flemish Brabant. The...

Forum: France

Feb 5th 2018, 10:20 pm

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Not a joke per se, a true story...

Shopping in a Co-op store in the next village up the road recently, the guy behind me in the checkout queue asks:

"Excusez-moi monsieur, mais êtes-vous...

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