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Apr 20th 2019, 1:31 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Hey I have my faults, but Man City isn't one of them, I'm not that sick!!
Dec 19th 2018, 1:57 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Rugby for my dodgy knee, too much running for my clicky ankle, once i'm warmed up/loosened up things work pretty well, i'm on my feet at work most of the day, just lying in bed locks me up lol.
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Dec 18th 2018, 9:49 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Wait till you are 55! My knees and ankles are like a click/crack marathon takes me a good 5 mins to loosen up, midnight wee's are not a quick event nowadays!!
Dec 18th 2018, 4:46 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

And your in your 40's..............................live long and prosper my good man
Dec 18th 2018, 4:36 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Talking of bollocks, have you also noticed how much longer your scrotum becomes, I think my scrote hangs lower than my knob!
Dec 18th 2018, 4:34 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Race towards your 40's.....................................I've stumbled to my 55th!! The shower tray gets hairy everyday, and I gently turn ape!!
Dec 12th 2018, 4:28 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Hmmmm yes I forget my Dennis Healy eyebrows, my good lady sits me down monthy to trim them back...................
Dec 12th 2018, 4:06 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

My baldness is inversely proportional to my body hair, yeah I know TMI................

But anyway I'm turning into a chimpanzee from the neck down, (I include ears and nose)
Mar 12th 2018, 2:20 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Good chance I'm going to blow a fuse if the current topic is not switched to a neutral outlet..................
Oct 22nd 2017, 5:20 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

I concur.
Oct 22nd 2017, 3:23 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Are there other choices?
Sep 15th 2017, 9:51 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

During my military years I had the 'pleasure' of working in Saudi Arabia, the toilets were the squat types, no paper, just the hose, and to be fair it did a good job.........you invariably needed...
Feb 21st 2017, 8:03 am
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

We were dead fancy we had our own phone! Only because my dad was an important cheese in the RAF and he was on 24 hour standby.


Ours was also in the freezing hallway, to be fair it didn't matter...
Jan 21st 2017, 7:08 am
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Survival of the fastest!
Jan 19th 2017, 7:56 am
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

And that is unusual?
Nov 8th 2016, 11:20 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Tha wished tha was!
Nov 8th 2016, 11:19 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Oh I wish I was!!
Nov 8th 2016, 9:09 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Ok I knew it would happen one day...........
So I was chatting to some work colleagues about my parents, Scottish mother, English father, 'did your dad speak Scottish or did your mother have to...
Oct 21st 2016, 12:58 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

I was introduced to this 'quality' Inn while working at BAe Filton, by some local engineers.


I had 8 pints of some foul cloudy orange fluid, barely made it to the door before barfing all over...
Oct 21st 2016, 12:55 am
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Interesting...................Fishponds Tavern mean anything to you?
Oct 20th 2016, 8:58 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Now then who remembers "Natch" a Bristolian potent 'cider' that ****in mullered you, and then gave you the HP sauce shits for a month!!
Oct 20th 2016, 4:05 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Wow halcyon days! Guess that was also my first porn!
Oct 20th 2016, 11:42 am
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

That fulsome lump of goodness is/was the chicken!


To be fair the small amount of sauce tasted pretty good, but after the fine meal I had to dine on a tub of Haagen Dazs.
Oct 20th 2016, 11:27 am
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Ok my fault for being lazy, but I got a frozen meal at Von's, a Chicken Tikka Masala


WTF I mean double WTF who puts veg as a side with Curry????? WTF America!!
Oct 17th 2016, 12:57 pm
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Posted By dj6372

Re: WTF in America

Carnage on the freeways today, it rained!!


My god Californian drivers are appalling at best, give them rain and holy moly utter carnage!!
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