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Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 10:58 pm

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

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Posted By HUP

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Moving to Tasmania? Start having intimate relationships with a blood relative.

Forum: Australia

Aug 27th 2004, 10:54 pm

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Views: 30,880

Posted By HUP

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

When buying a house in the UK always offer at least 10000 more than the asking price to get you ready for the Aussie stamp duty.

Only get your books from jumble sales to get you ready for the vast...

Forum: Australia

Aug 25th 2004, 1:57 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Views: 30,880

Posted By HUP

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating
cakes again.

Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the
tape through headphones next time you...

Forum: Australia

Aug 25th 2004, 1:27 am

Replies: 343

Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Views: 30,880

Posted By HUP

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Think long and hard before commiting to a username on the forum. Saves begging and cajouling to the mods later :D. Remember a username is not just for Christmas!!!

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