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Forum: The Barbie
Sep 29th 2010, 7:21 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

imranprogrammer is an undercover soapy addict and not at all linked to PC's!
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 21st 2010, 5:56 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly just bought the latest shades for the summer for her toes and eyes to match in glittery pea green to match her mood.
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 15th 2010, 6:15 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly is also bringing some other items that come in several different flavours AND textures for your pleasure!!!
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 11th 2010, 8:59 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly loves all inclusive holidays in Ibiza where she met her Karaoke King many years ago Berbie the Barfly Baratone!
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 6th 2010, 8:06 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly just bought a year's supply of AAA batteries for all of her "tools"!
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 5th 2010, 6:27 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Bernie wanted to borrow the broon flowery smock but his fat TED'S TUM bulged rather ungainly like a nine month pregnancy on steroids!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 26th 2010, 7:04 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly's recently upgraded her broom with a v8 engine and likes to circle the Sydney Opera House of an evening causing no end of havoc to Virgin's aircraft.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 22nd 2010, 7:03 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Alfresco loves hitching rides wearing his old ladies stiletoes and flashing newly shaved legs at passing motorists,poor Polly nearly stopped and picked him up on her broom until she realised "IT" was...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 21st 2010, 6:34 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly knows as well as I do that Berbie has a cute ass seeing as how I saw it last night when I left the money behind.Little does BB know,I left it there on purpose because I nicked his...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 21st 2010, 5:01 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Talking of taste ,alistairboyle thinks nothing of wearing his best orange pinstripe pants with matching stripey purple big girls blouse, and his pink fluffy bedroom slippers when he goes to Asda of...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 21st 2010, 3:54 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Pollyanna is having a secret love affair with Winnie the Pooh and sleeps with him everynight,she also loves licking honey from his navel.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 7:21 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Poor Polly!

Bernie has OCD and cannot bare to pick up a beer in his hands so he sooks it up through a straw and as for twiglets ..............when he is in Asda he does a wee nutters dance round...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 7:15 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly has decided not to move with Barnie to his mud hut as she will be in competition with his other six wives who make a mean homebru with cow dung and beatle juice with a bit of spit for good...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 6:20 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

IvanM joins in but his bits shrivel up and he runs off to his mummy..........boohoo.........who's your daddy!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 4:01 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Orrifice Dibble sucks those lemons like a piglet suckling it's last drop of mothers milk!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 2:58 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

You're supposed to lie;)
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 2:54 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Officer Dibble is a closet train spotter!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 19th 2010, 8:31 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Pollyana aquired some bush to put into her magic potion that makes people appear in front of her on demand but the spell has a glitch that said people appear hairless and naked :eek:
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 16th 2010, 6:13 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

scottandsel uses lard to massage her man of an evening and then licks it off for pudding with a dash of syrup.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 15th 2010, 8:22 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

scottandsel fights polly for the remote as she wants to watch re-runs of steptoe and son and drinks her beer from cracked mugs.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 15th 2010, 7:11 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Shirl is completely delusional, knowing full well that beer drinking SA men do all the work no matter whatever the task, and never allow any woman to lift a finger, as they love to do all the hard,...
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 15th 2010, 6:49 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Alfresco is away with the fairies again and really loves avoiding anything to do with packing in the vain hope that it will pack by itself.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 13th 2010, 5:42 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Paulry is GREEN with envy because it never rains in Scotland.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 13th 2010, 10:18 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

scottishcelts HOT body was the desire of every hoody in Govan but she just blew on them (with fire) when they got too close.
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 13th 2010, 9:47 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,084
Posted By shirlw

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

scottishcelts went to bed with same England flag she won from Shirlw in a game of truth or dare.........shirlw told a lie and scottishcelts dared her to drape said flag.
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