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Old Apr 26th 2008, 6:11 am
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Phallus shaped vibrator that jet-squirts water???
muppet...

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Old Apr 26th 2008, 6:16 am
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It is officially called the "Aquatic Rectal Sanitation Equipment for Washing Intimate Parts and Excrement Removal".....

...... or "A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E.R." for short.........
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Old Apr 26th 2008, 7:25 am
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Originally Posted by The Dean
It is officially called the "Aquatic Rectal Sanitation Equipment for Washing Intimate Parts and Excrement Removal".....

...... or "A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E.R." for short.........
Class How long did it take you to think that up
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Default Re: You know that thing....

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
Boringly, the attachment is called a hand-held spray bidet....

http://bidetspray.com/

{why oh why am i so anal that i bothered to look this up???}
Interesting link (US company BTW). On there, it is refered to as the Saria Shattaf Bidet Spray - sounds a bit middle eastern to me - which would make sense I suppose as I've never seen these anywhere else

Also - it is perfect for feminie hygene - so maybe I shouldn't be using it at all
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Default Re: You know that thing....

Originally Posted by NedKelly63
Interesting link (US company BTW). On there, it is refered to as the Saria Shattaf Bidet Spray - sounds a bit middle eastern to me - which would make sense I suppose as I've never seen these anywhere else

Also - it is perfect for feminie hygene - so maybe I shouldn't be using it at all
You can also call it Charm el Sheikh...
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Default Re: You know that thing....

Originally Posted by Eva
As per, very funny if a bit rhetoric

Strip any willows last night?
Meet any guys called Gordon who were gay??
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Old Apr 26th 2008, 5:37 pm
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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat
Meet any guys called Gordon who were gay??
I only got that after reading it a few times!
Shit.. it's been a long day today. I think a beer is needed!
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Originally Posted by Chris79
I only got that after reading it a few times!
Shit.. it's been a long day today. I think a beer is needed!
Or sergeants in white who looked particulalrly dashing???

I could go on for a while with this.............lol
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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat
Or sergeants in white who looked particulalrly dashing???

I could go on for a while with this.............lol
You seem to know quite a lot about this kind of thing
Is there something you want to tell us
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Old Apr 26th 2008, 5:45 pm
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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat
Or sergeants in white who looked particulalrly dashing???

I could go on for a while with this.............lol

Aaaah- maybe Chris did go out last night-to a Canadian Barn!
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Default Re: You know that thing....

Originally Posted by Eva
Aaaah- maybe Chris did go out last night-to a Canadian Barn!
And took 7 of them home for a lil fishing.......
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Default Re: You know that thing....

Originally Posted by Chris79
You seem to know quite a lot about this kind of thing
Is there something you want to tell us
I do like to swing my kilt.........
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Old Apr 26th 2008, 6:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Eva
Aaaah- maybe Chris did go out last night-to a Canadian Barn!
Maybe, Maybe not

I know I am shattered tonight though. Gonna have to be an early night!
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Old Apr 26th 2008, 6:03 pm
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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat
And took 7 of them home for a lil fishing.......
Only 7! lol

That would be one hell of a party! I'm trying to work out how I could satisfy 7 at once.
Hands, fingers, feet, toes, tongue .......
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Old Apr 26th 2008, 7:03 pm
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[QUOTE=ScotsExpat;6269302]And took 7 of them home for a lil fishing.......
Oh Brother!
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