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Old Apr 24th 2008, 10:06 pm
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Default You know that thing....

Alongside the toilets here? That shower thingy?

Well, I've christened it the 'Magic Arse Jet Wash' (I know, perhaps a career in advertising isn't for me) but I really don't feel that comfortable asking for one of those in Homebase when I get back home?

What is it called?
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Originally Posted by NedKelly63
Alongside the toilets here? That shower thingy?

Well, I've christened it the 'Magic Arse Jet Wash' (I know, perhaps a career in advertising isn't for me) but I really don't feel that comfortable asking for one of those in Homebase when I get back home?

What is it called?
Oh, is THAT what it's for?

I just drink from it if I'm feeling thirsty..........
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 12:09 pm
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Originally Posted by NedKelly63
Alongside the toilets here? That shower thingy?

Well, I've christened it the 'Magic Arse Jet Wash' (I know, perhaps a career in advertising isn't for me) but I really don't feel that comfortable asking for one of those in Homebase when I get back home?

What is it called?
the Arse Gun
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 2:58 pm
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
the Arse Gun
Actually - I know it as the bum gun...
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Originally Posted by Emerald_Eyes
Actually - I know it as the bum gun...
well you are not as crude as me
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Originally Posted by NedKelly63
Alongside the toilets here? That shower thingy?

Well, I've christened it the 'Magic Arse Jet Wash' (I know, perhaps a career in advertising isn't for me) but I really don't feel that comfortable asking for one of those in Homebase when I get back home?

What is it called?

my cats sleep in ours
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Old Apr 25th 2008, 3:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
the Arse Gun
cmon, it must have a proper name...

MM, xx
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat
my cats sleep in ours
must be a very tiny cat!
we were talking about the shower head on the wall next to a toilet!
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
must be a very tiny cat!
we were talking about the shower head on the wall next to a toilet!
lol funny

think BC is referring to the bidet tho
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Boringly, the attachment is called a hand-held spray bidet....

http://bidetspray.com/

{why oh why am i so anal that i bothered to look this up???}
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
Boringly, the attachment is called a hand-held spray bidet....

http://bidetspray.com/

{why oh why am i so anal that i bothered to look this up???}
As per, very funny if a bit rhetoric

Strip any willows last night?
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Originally Posted by Eva
As per, very funny if a bit rhetoric

Strip any willows last night?
Ah, yes, whilst the brass band played "willow, strip willow, strip willow...."
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
cmon, it must have a proper name...

MM, xx
Phallus shaped gun that squirts water...
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Phallus shaped gun that squirts water...
now you're being silly...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
now you're being silly...

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