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Jun 23rd 2007, 11:56 am

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie

you get a whole bottle of bolly if you do a lap dance!!

I'll need the bolly first...

Jun 23rd 2007, 11:57 am

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat

Welcome to the new BE Pole Dancing Club. If you are interesting in being one of our dancers leave your details below and availability. I am pleased to say that Twinkle is working this evening, and that guava and champagne cocktails are on half price.

Ok got some questions for you BC....

Whats this lump of cotton wool on the back my uniform for?
wheres the skirt ...cant find it anywhere

Think there should be more to this top??

What is this headband with two long floppy bits on for? Can i chop them off?

Jun 23rd 2007, 11:58 am

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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yes you are the doorman, I want no trouble and only let beautiful people in, who drink martinis and champagne.

cool I can use my favourite line from Phoenix Nights "Nice legs darling, what time do they open?"

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:00 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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yes you are the doorman, I want no trouble and only let beautiful people in, who drink martinis and champagne.

so.. he gets to be doorman, i can do doorman.. I'll zap the unwelcomes with my brand new 34D's

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:00 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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Originally Posted by twinkle-star

Ok got some questions for you BC....

Whats this lump of cotton wool on the back my uniform for?
wheres the skirt ...cant find it anywhere

Think there should be more to this top??

What is this headband with two long floppy bits on for? Can i chop them off?

you got the pink one then! grand stuff!

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen

cool I can use my favourite line from Phoenix Nights "Nice legs darling, what time do they open?"

PMSL

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:01 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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so.. he gets to be doorman, i can do doorman.. I'll zap the unwelcomes with my brand new 34D's

Um think thats the other job Bc has for you....

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:03 pm

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Um think thats the other job Bc has for you....

coat rack ?

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:03 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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Um think thats the other job Bc has for you....

oh i see

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:03 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

{shaks bounces on to the stage in costume}

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:03 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

[QUOTE=Blue Cat;4957176]you got the pink one then! grand stuff!

My tights have holes in them

I look silly and its cold my feet hurt in these heels and still cant find the skirt

Wheres the bar person need a drink

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:04 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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coat rack ?

right.. i'm coming over to tie you back up..

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:04 pm

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twinkle-star

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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{shaks bounces on to the stage in costume}

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/13846-3/fullmonty.jpg

Hey the entertainment has arrived..........

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:05 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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{shaks bounces on to the stage in costume}

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/13846-3/fullmonty.jpg

who's the other guy?

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:06 pm

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who's the other guy?

i dunno - i sprung him from BC's spare room. He's a bit traumatized...

Jun 23rd 2007, 12:06 pm

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Re: Welcome to the Pole Dancing Club

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{shaks bounces on to the stage in costume}

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/13846-3/fullmonty.jpg

I was going to ask you to be in charge of music I may have to re think that one!!! Beebee can show our guests to the tables make sure the dancers don't start cat fighting in the changing rooms etc.

Shaik I just karma'd you

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