Voted best Irish Joke 2006
Aug 7th 2007, 3:46 am
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Voted best Irish Joke 2006
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
Aug 7th 2007, 4:37 am
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
Brilliant!!!
Aug 7th 2007, 5:46 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
One vote from me.
Aug 7th 2007, 6:04 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the
teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the
teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next
door neighbor is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad
says it will take the contagious."
Aug 7th 2007, 6:38 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
heard it before but still a side splitter
Aug 7th 2007, 6:49 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
Hi BB,
Been moving from apartment to villa...........naturally the old man had to be out of the country so had to do it on my own with 2 kids............thank god he brought alcohol back with him!!
How's you anyway??
Been moving from apartment to villa...........naturally the old man had to be out of the country so had to do it on my own with 2 kids............thank god he brought alcohol back with him!!
How's you anyway??
Aug 7th 2007, 6:53 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
and like i said.. I'll show you the way to the barracuda..
Aug 7th 2007, 7:06 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
Aug 7th 2007, 7:14 pm
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Re: Voted best Irish Joke 2006
But weekend after next will be fine...
Aug 11th 2007, 4:47 am
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