UAE To Split
Dec 14th 2008, 7:37 am
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UAE To Split
Anyone else heard anything?
The grapevine tells me that the emirates all want to go there seperate ways and the territory is already marked out.
Bison
The grapevine tells me that the emirates all want to go there seperate ways and the territory is already marked out.
Bison
Dec 14th 2008, 7:43 am
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Re: UAE To Split
Bison, I'm as much a plant lover as the next person but honestly, that grapevine of yours is needing a coupla stiff glasses of weedkiller.
Lying triffid!
Dec 14th 2008, 7:47 am
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Re: UAE To Split
Lying triffid!
Please bear in mind, I am a messenger of the grapevine and I wasn't saying that it is going to happen and that it is fact.
I was just saying what I heard and asked if anyone else has heard it.
If this does actually happen though Eva, I want you to eat a tin of pedigree chum followed by a large glass of monkey piss, I think that would be fair.
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Dec 14th 2008, 7:51 am
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Re: UAE To Split
Ouch, that's harsh.
Please bear in mind, I am a messenger of the grapevine and I wasn't saying that it is going to happen and that it is fact.
I was just saying what I heard and asked if anyone else has heard it.
If this does actually happen though Eva, I want you to eat a tin of pedigree chum followed by a large glass of monkey piss, I think that would be fair.
Bison
Please bear in mind, I am a messenger of the grapevine and I wasn't saying that it is going to happen and that it is fact.
I was just saying what I heard and asked if anyone else has heard it.
If this does actually happen though Eva, I want you to eat a tin of pedigree chum followed by a large glass of monkey piss, I think that would be fair.
Bison
Triffid is a big scary plant.What you want and what you get in life Bison don't always follow.........
Dec 14th 2008, 7:55 am
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Re: UAE To Split
oh and by the way the emirates all already have their own demarked territory and have had for quite some time now.
Dec 14th 2008, 8:03 am
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Re: UAE To Split
Bison, have a closer inspection of your grapevine-any sign of small red or green growths?? Or look at the folage on the 'vine'.Does it have pointy shaped leaves and a Bob Marley bandana round its roots????
Dec 14th 2008, 8:28 am
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Re: UAE To Split
Is this the same grapevine that mentioned the 2012 thing, if so I think we know the reliability of it.
Dec 14th 2008, 9:22 am
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Re: UAE To Split
Bison, have a closer inspection of your grapevine-any sign of small red or green growths?? Or look at the folage on the 'vine'.Does it have pointy shaped leaves and a Bob Marley bandana round its roots????
Bison
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Dec 14th 2008, 9:57 am
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Re: UAE To Split
What squirty failed to tell you was that she has declared her penthouse an independant country, you will need to bring your passports if you intend to visit her "open home" . Visitors visas are free and luckily she only charges $1,000 US to set up a non domocile company and has a tax rate running at 1% flat on capital growth.
It is also law that men over 30 who are losing their hair must have it shaved before entering, it's based on obscure religious law
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. Visitors visas are free and luckily she only charges $1,000 US to set up a non domocile company and has a tax rate running at 1% flat on capital growth.It is also law that men over 30 who are losing their hair must have it shaved before entering, it's based on obscure religious law
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Dec 14th 2008, 11:41 am
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Re: UAE To Split
What squirty failed to tell you was that she has declared her penthouse an independant country, you will need to bring your passports if you intend to visit her "open home" . Visitors visas are free and luckily she only charges $1,000 US to set up a non domocile company and has a tax rate running at 1% flat on capital growth.
It is also law that men over 30 who are losing their hair must have it shaved before entering, it's based on obscure religious law.
. Visitors visas are free and luckily she only charges $1,000 US to set up a non domocile company and has a tax rate running at 1% flat on capital growth.It is also law that men over 30 who are losing their hair must have it shaved before entering, it's based on obscure religious law
.Sounds eminently more sensible that most religious doctrine.
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Dec 14th 2008, 5:24 pm
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Re: UAE To Split
What squirty failed to tell you was that she has declared her penthouse an independant country, you will need to bring your passports if you intend to visit her "open home" . Visitors visas are free and luckily she only charges $1,000 US to set up a non domocile company and has a tax rate running at 1% flat on capital growth.
It is also law that men over 30 who are losing their hair must have it shaved before entering, it's based on obscure religious law.
. Visitors visas are free and luckily she only charges $1,000 US to set up a non domocile company and has a tax rate running at 1% flat on capital growth.It is also law that men over 30 who are losing their hair must have it shaved before entering, it's based on obscure religious law
.Oh yes, and my portrait will be placed on street corners and all public places and rear windows of all cars.
