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Old May 11th 2007, 7:33 am
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DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

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Old May 11th 2007, 7:45 am
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DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

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hmmm.... 7:30 eh? at a mates house....hmmm
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DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

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I will need time to come up with a suitable punishment....how angry are you exactly?
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat
DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

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A likely story...

I suggest you do something to him from behind...

But seeing as lashing non-muslims have just stopped in the UAE,you have an uphill task...
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DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

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Book yourself at the Burj and return next week at 7:30 am
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go buy a stunning pair of sergios from Harvey Nicks and get yourself out on a girls night out tonight...leave him babysitting, then roll in at 8am!

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DH came home at 7.30 am!!! please suggest suitable punishments for this behaviour! He was apparently at his mates house.

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You should appreciate the fact that he came home so early. Now cook him his favourite meal and then give him a blow job. This is the only way to keep him sweet.
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You should appreciate the fact that he came home so early. Now cook him his favourite meal and then give him a blow job. This is the only way to keep him sweet.
Jimmy, Jimmy... I expected more from you. Don't know why, but I expected more!
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Jimmy, Jimmy... I expected more from you. Don't know why, but I expected more!
Do you need a smiley to indicate that I was joking?

Or was I?
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Japanese philosopher-teacher Ekiken Kaibara said:

A wife's duty is to serve her husband with absolute obedience and never to criticize or disparage him. She may not complain if he visits brothels and is even expected to pay his brothel bills.
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Japanese philosopher-teacher Ekiken Kaibara said:

A wife's duty is to serve her husband with absolute obedience and never to criticize or disparage him. She may not complain if he visits brothels and is even expected to pay his brothel bills.
knew there was a reason why I've never been to Japan...

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knew there was a reason why I've never been to Japan...

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He was a Confucianist
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He was a Confucianist
yeah...that figures

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
go buy a stunning pair of sergios from Harvey Nicks and get yourself out on a girls night out tonight...leave him babysitting, then roll in at 8am!

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thanks everyone! silent treatment at present. MM this sounds like a good option. I said how you would feel if I came in at 7.30 in the morning - NO COMMENT! God I am furious!
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thanks everyone! silent treatment at present. MM this sounds like a good option. I said how you would feel if I came in at 7.30 in the morning - NO COMMENT! God I am furious!
You out tonight then BC?

You can crash at my place.....
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