The secret to long life
Oct 9th 2008, 7:38 pm
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The secret to long life
Oct 10th 2008, 4:51 am
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Re: The secret to long life
yeah right 
Oct 10th 2008, 10:00 am
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Re: The secret to long life
Being alive without indulging in sex is not quite the same thing as living.
Oct 10th 2008, 10:04 am
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Re: The secret to long life
Well I'm going to die young 
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So this "no sex", would that preclude oral sex or masterbation?
.So this "no sex", would that preclude oral sex or masterbation?
Oct 10th 2008, 11:27 am
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Re: The secret to long life
When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced.
One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation".............
It was an all boys' school.............
Oct 10th 2008, 11:31 am
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Re: The secret to long life
Which reminds me...............
When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced.
One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation".............
It was an all boys' school.............
When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced.
One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation".............
It was an all boys' school.............
Oct 10th 2008, 11:34 am
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Re: The secret to long life
Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females.
That's usually the ratio.............
Oct 10th 2008, 7:05 pm
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Re: The secret to long life
Oct 10th 2008, 7:06 pm
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Re: The secret to long life
In that case I'll masturbate on your username...