Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot
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Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot
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A married man from Kuwait almost received jail time after the family pet exposed his infidelity with the house keeper.
According to a Metro.co report, the man’s wife repeatedly heard flirtatious phrases from their pet parrot, which she hadn’t heard in their household for quite some time.
Her suspicions grew more when the bird allegedly identified their maid by name—which led her to bring their pet to the police and use it as evidence.
Adultery is punishable in the Gulf State, where violators face prison sentence or hard labor.
Unfortunately for the unidentified spouse, authorities claimed that the bird’s “statement” was not admitted by the court as it could not be used to prove his husband’s indiscretions. They also noted that the parrot was not a credible witness and that it could have imitated the conversation from the television or the radio.
Despite the outcome of the events, the wife insisted that his husband was a philanderer due to a “sudden change of his demeanour.” She reportedly suspected it for some time since her husband would often become anxious if she arrived unexpectedly early from work.
According to a Metro.co report, the man’s wife repeatedly heard flirtatious phrases from their pet parrot, which she hadn’t heard in their household for quite some time.
Her suspicions grew more when the bird allegedly identified their maid by name—which led her to bring their pet to the police and use it as evidence.
Adultery is punishable in the Gulf State, where violators face prison sentence or hard labor.
Unfortunately for the unidentified spouse, authorities claimed that the bird’s “statement” was not admitted by the court as it could not be used to prove his husband’s indiscretions. They also noted that the parrot was not a credible witness and that it could have imitated the conversation from the television or the radio.
Despite the outcome of the events, the wife insisted that his husband was a philanderer due to a “sudden change of his demeanour.” She reportedly suspected it for some time since her husband would often become anxious if she arrived unexpectedly early from work.
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Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot
I'm hoping to sag the mrs later.
Or maybe she's hoping to sag me?
Or maybe she's hoping to sag me?
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Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot
Imagine IKN and Iggle in a spelling competition.
First to one wins.
could take a week....
First to one wins.
could take a week....
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Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot
I imagine that bonking the maidservants is universal in the Gulf.
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I've never had sex with a maid.
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Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot
Most maids I've seen in Dubai have hardly been shaggable, to tell you the truth.
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Lower class folk like Scamp do not have maids so for them the question does not arise.