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Old Oct 27th 2016, 7:33 am
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A married man from Kuwait almost received jail time after the family pet exposed his infidelity with the house keeper.
According to a Metro.co report, the man’s wife repeatedly heard flirtatious phrases from their pet parrot, which she hadn’t heard in their household for quite some time.

Her suspicions grew more when the bird allegedly identified their maid by name—which led her to bring their pet to the police and use it as evidence.

Adultery is punishable in the Gulf State, where violators face prison sentence or hard labor.

Unfortunately for the unidentified spouse, authorities claimed that the bird’s “statement” was not admitted by the court as it could not be used to prove his husband’s indiscretions. They also noted that the parrot was not a credible witness and that it could have imitated the conversation from the television or the radio.

Despite the outcome of the events, the wife insisted that his husband was a philanderer due to a “sudden change of his demeanour.” She reportedly suspected it for some time since her husband would often become anxious if she arrived unexpectedly early from work.
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do you mean title the thread sHagging the maid?
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Default Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot

I'm hoping to sag the mrs later.

Or maybe she's hoping to sag me?
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Default Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot

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I'm hoping to sag the mrs later.

Or maybe she's hoping to sag me?
urrggghhh TMI
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Bloody pedants
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Imagine IKN and Iggle in a spelling competition.

First to one wins.

could take a week....
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I imagine that bonking the maidservants is universal in the Gulf.
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Default Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot

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universal in the Gulf.

I think its universal period.
Men are horndogs no matter where they are.
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Default Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot

Originally Posted by scot47
I imagine that bonking the maidservants is universal in the Gulf.
Lexically speaking, that's a tad difficult.
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I've never had sex with a maid.
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Originally Posted by Scamp
I've never had sex with a maid.
Me either - although I did once see the engine bay of mine by accident once.
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Default Re: Sagging the Maid? Don't Buy A Parrot

Originally Posted by Millhouse
Me either - although I did once see the engine bay of mine by accident once.
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Most maids I've seen in Dubai have hardly been shaggable, to tell you the truth.
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Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH
Most maids I've seen in Dubai have hardly been shaggable, to tell you the truth.
Don't you mean saggable?
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Lower class folk like Scamp do not have maids so for them the question does not arise.
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