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Old Nov 17th 2016, 9:53 am   #91
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He is on 4th and I'm on 2
So he usually has to go to B and I have to go to G so I also press 1 and then waggle and smile
Btw do you always read everything you read and take it literally? I bet you are fun at parties!
None that you would be invited to
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Old Nov 17th 2016, 9:55 am   #92
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None that you would be invited to
Oh you can COUNT on that one o predictable one
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General bad lift etiquette is straight in. Press down to go up is particularly cunty
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Old Nov 17th 2016, 10:00 am   #94
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Oh you can COUNT on that one o predictable one
I'm about as predictable as a referendum or a US election.

you, on the other hand......
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Got a good one....... Spam text messages!

Oww oww, also De Vere / PIC etc arseholes...... In fact, no scrap that, I actually like them. I quite enjoy venting with good ole verbal diatribe every now and again....
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I'm about as predictable as a referendum or a US election.

you, on the other hand......
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People who take their dogs/ mutts to pubs etc & expect everyone to like them.
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When I've forgotten something I press the flr I want to go back too (33) and at the same time I'll pressed all the other flrs above (and as soon as I get out I press the down button), so that by the time I go to my apartment and collect whatever I had forgotten and come back, the lift is on it's way down again. Otherwise I end up waiting much longer for the lift.
I think this is exactly, or at least, quite close to sociopathic behaviour.

Please keep the B.O.R.E.D. appraised of your elevator arrangements.

Good luck with whatever it is that pays your bills and keeps you out of prison.

Yours, sort of,

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I think this is exactly, or at least, quite close to sociopathic behaviour.

Please keep the B.O.R.E.D. appraised of your elevator arrangements.

Good luck with whatever it is that pays your bills and keeps you out of prison.

Yours, sort of,

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Iggle/thrill house got banned for less than this
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Got a good one....... Spam text messages!
I have 1290 unread texts on my phone because I got so bored of opening, reading and deleting shitty texts.
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Iggle/thrill house got banned for less than this
Auto used to be nice, friendly and helpful. But now he pops back to tell us all he's better than us.
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Woody Allen & his films.
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People who tootle along at 80km in the middle of Sheikh Zayed.

Expat women in enormous 4x4 swerving along at 20km below the limit while typing on their mobiles.
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Auto used to be nice, friendly and helpful. But now he pops back to tell us all he's more bitter than us.
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Expat women in enormous 4x4 swerving along at 20km below the limit while typing on their mobiles.
OK for the men to do it?
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