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Old Nov 15th 2016, 7:27 am   #16
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Hmm....

Guinness is rank and belongs to Room 101.

The entire State of Qatar.

Indian restaurants where there's 30 waiters running amok like a Charlie Chaplin film.
No, Guinness is good. Qatar - meh. Indians - disagree.

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Posh snot.
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cats and wasps.
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Old Nov 15th 2016, 7:32 am   #17
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marmite
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Old Nov 15th 2016, 7:37 am   #18
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Marmite is in.

Men with long hair - I'm sorry, I don't care enough about this.
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I didn't argue with your mushrooms even though I love mushrooms. And I love cats.

Be nice to me.

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Yes, agreed. Pointless.



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Old Nov 15th 2016, 7:42 am   #20
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What about Online Trolls? I really hate them, those guys really get me down.
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Marmite is in.

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I didn't argue with your mushrooms even though I love mushrooms. And I love cats.

Be nice to me.
OK. Guinness can't go in mate but Qatar can and shit Indian restaurants. You're probably right with the last, I'm just thinking rose-tinted about my last UK curry on Brick Lane with my Dad nearly a year ago. Sob sob.

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Old Nov 15th 2016, 7:52 am   #23
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In no particular order...

Reality TV 'stars'
Celery
Kardashians
Custard
Pampered celebs moaning about the Calais Jungle
Cider (used to like it, not any more)
Rainbow evaporated milk
Indian tea (see above)
Indian sweets (ditto)
Dubai drivers
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Dubai shop customers
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Rice pudding

I like mushrooms.
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I do wicked fried garlic mushrooms. Awesome accompaniment to a fry up.

In should be:

Bananas

Coffee

Ergo Bannoffee pie

Tiramisu

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Poncy coffee shops (I include Starbucks) and men with dodgy facial hair.

And Barnasty.
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Rainbow Milk

Brunch

Blokes who wear no socks and short trousers
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Old Nov 15th 2016, 8:33 am   #28
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I do wicked fried garlic mushrooms. Awesome accompaniment to a fry up.

In should be:

Bananas

Coffee

Ergo Bannoffee pie

Tiramisu
Mushrooms in a fry up? Hand in your passport you faux-continental treason monkey.

Bananas and Coffee are my favourite fruit and hot drinks. So unfortunately, you can have one - bananas. Banoffee is made by God between the thighs of virgins. It's sacred.

Tiramisu I like but you can have it.

Balance.
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Men with greased back hair wearing shiny suits and pointy shoes, and later skinny jeans (ffs if your over 30 steer away from skinny jeans), who call you habibi and say yannie at the end off every sentence (90% of Barasti)!!!
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Barasti (all of it)
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