Millhouse

I feel like you're getting off on this.

scrubbedexpat141

I feel like you are too.

DXBtoDOH

Strangely enough I am not.

Never been a boobs or bums man.

I find the concept of twerking more amusing than intriguing. But each to its own.

scrubbedexpat141

I love a good bottom.
My Mrs is naturally large bottomed and it's one of my favourite things about her, sitting close to the top on a long list.

Twerking - meh. So many are fake bums which does nothing for me.

Millhouse

I thought a man of your persuasion would appreciate a bum.

DXBtoDOH

As long as he isn't fat or flabby they're all the same to me.

Fair enough there's been times when I've felt some bottoms and thought, oh, that's muscular, but it's not something to dream about.

Millhouse

so what do you seek?

If I were gay, I'd go for the meaty skinhead stereotype.

IKnowNothing

Madame Medusa? Is she still here? Now there's a blast from the past.

DXBtoDOH

What do I seek?

Sounds contrite but the usual. Brains. Intellect. In shape. Nice mop of hair.

My type?

Rupert Everett. When he was at my age (20 years ago). But I'd even take him now.

* when it comes to the very important member a good size is important but too small and too large are both turnoffs.

Millhouse

There's another free picture app called photobooks - you can get a free photo book a month (just postage which is a little high at 5.99). I've requested one today.

DXBtoDOH

I have thousands of photos from my travels on google photo and I've always meant to create books for each trip. Just so that the pictures actually had a purpose beyond being looked at once and then forgotten and when I'm old and grey I can take out the albums and remember the great days of yore when I could tackle a 14,000 ft mountain in half a day.

This could be a good way of doing it.

scrubbedexpat141

I'm quite the pedant after a trip at ensuring there is an album made on the hard drive of big camera photos and both iPhone snaps. Often the latter can be spectacular, in fact, we've printed more of the iPhone photos than anything else.

Actual hard copy album is a good idea though. The Apple ones (and calendars) are beautiful.

weasel decentral

Looks like you are setting off a signal flare, a newly married man at that

weasel decentral

Were you not her stalker?

Millhouse

When I was younger, I got propositioned quite a few times. I used to set off gay-dars for some reason...