The night Out
Jun 23rd 2007, 8:08 am
#76
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Joined: May 2007
Posts: 4,990
Re: The night Out
You all ran off so quickly.............
The footballers wives and matta were striding ahead and you were jogging along.........
Ewwwwwwww all that cheap wine made me feel sick.
Oh you'll love this ...last night Mr star and I came home hammered. I had pulled off the old bed sheet in the morning but not put the new one on
(bad housewife) So we got hold of the sheet and were pulling and tugging and the corners kept pinging off ...It was like Laurel and Hardy. 
My bedside lamp got smashed. I slept in the spare room and mr Star slept on the bare matress as we had fallen out over it.
This morning I realised that we had been trying to put a double sheet on a kingsize bed....... How Blonde is that?!!
The footballers wives and matta were striding ahead and you were jogging along.........
Ewwwwwwww all that cheap wine made me feel sick.
Oh you'll love this ...last night Mr star and I came home hammered. I had pulled off the old bed sheet in the morning but not put the new one on
(bad housewife) So we got hold of the sheet and were pulling and tugging and the corners kept pinging off ...It was like Laurel and Hardy. My bedside lamp got smashed. I slept in the spare room and mr Star slept on the bare matress as we had fallen out over it.
This morning I realised that we had been trying to put a double sheet on a kingsize bed.......
How Blonde is that?!!
I would have just got into the unmade bed.. sod trying to put any sheet on when steamin'
When a friend of mine came to stay.. she got that drunk that she slept on a couch that we have on the porch, she threw up, rolled around in it, her boobs fell out.. the pool man had a right treat that morning
Jun 23rd 2007, 8:15 am
#77
Pog mo thoin
Joined: Jan 2006
Location: Dubai
Posts: 4,103
Re: The night Out
You all ran off so quickly.............
The footballers wives and matta were striding ahead and you were jogging along.........
Ewwwwwwww all that cheap wine made me feel sick.
Oh you'll love this ...last night Mr star and I came home hammered. I had pulled off the old bed sheet in the morning but not put the new one on (bad housewife) So we got hold of the sheet and were pulling and tugging and the corners kept pinging off ...It was like Laurel and Hardy.
My bedside lamp got smashed. I slept in the spare room and mr Star slept on the bare matress as we had fallen out over it.
This morning I realised that we had been trying to put a double sheet on a kingsize bed....... How Blonde is that?!!
The footballers wives and matta were striding ahead and you were jogging along.........
Ewwwwwwww all that cheap wine made me feel sick.
Oh you'll love this ...last night Mr star and I came home hammered. I had pulled off the old bed sheet in the morning but not put the new one on
(bad housewife) So we got hold of the sheet and were pulling and tugging and the corners kept pinging off ...It was like Laurel and Hardy. My bedside lamp got smashed. I slept in the spare room and mr Star slept on the bare matress as we had fallen out over it.
This morning I realised that we had been trying to put a double sheet on a kingsize bed.......
How Blonde is that?!! DH and I fell asleep on that lounge chair in the garden a few weeks ago after a few too many and woke up at 5am which a few nice bites!
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Jun 23rd 2007, 10:31 am
#90
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Joined: Jun 2007
Location: Dubai
Posts: 13,547
Re: The night Out
come on admit it! which one of you ladies has him locked up in a cupboard??