Originally Posted by sassypilotswife (Post 6793624)

Oops..forgot to forego the formalities and introduce myself here on the newbies thread before jumping to the swingers thread and offering to buy a yacht to meet new friends.. Hello :) I'm Melanie..a quite bored as hell villawife in the near future who has skills but refused to take a job offered to me at the hospital there simply because i'm coming to the UAE to play, not work while my husband wreaks the advantages of taking employment to avoid paying US taxes. I don't know much about trivia or quizzes because i quite often become too engaged in conversation and great drinks to keep up with the question at the time or looking at all the eye candy in front of me. My husband Mike, is a conservative but slowly driven out of his shell by entertaining, intelligent and often attractive women ( hence the reason he married me of course) and we often have time for activities that don't include cleaning house, paying bills and love to meet new friends. He is not as fun as I am but I like bringing him along to pay the bill at the end of the night and being the great wife I am, I am always home and cooking dinner and bowing down to him the day the mortgage is due :) Hope to meet all of you as soon as I can get out of the states ( yes i'm running from the federalies) and live the life of pure non millionaire lifestyle. I will be running an ad for a sheike as soon as I learn to correctly spell that word, looking for a sugar daddy :) If you believe all that we will never meet. If you want to just hang out and beat me at quizzes or trivia, the first round is on me :)

Originally Posted by sassypilotswife (Post 6793624)

Oops..forgot to forego the formalities and introduce myself here on the newbies thread before jumping to the swingers thread and offering to buy a yacht to meet new friends.. Hello :) I'm Melanie..a quite bored as hell villawife in the near future who has skills but refused to take a job offered to me at the hospital there simply because i'm coming to the UAE to play, not work while my husband wreaks the advantages of taking employment to avoid paying US taxes. I don't know much about trivia or quizzes because i quite often become too engaged in conversation and great drinks to keep up with the question at the time or looking at all the eye candy in front of me. My husband Mike, is a conservative but slowly driven out of his shell by entertaining, intelligent and often attractive women ( hence the reason he married me of course) and we often have time for activities that don't include cleaning house, paying bills and love to meet new friends. He is not as fun as I am but I like bringing him along to pay the bill at the end of the night and being the great wife I am, I am always home and cooking dinner and bowing down to him the day the mortgage is due :) Hope to meet all of you as soon as I can get out of the states ( yes i'm running from the federalies) and live the life of pure non millionaire lifestyle. I will be running an ad for a sheike as soon as I learn to correctly spell that word, looking for a sugar daddy :) If you believe all that we will never meet. If you want to just hang out and beat me at quizzes or trivia, the first round is on me :)

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6792982)

The place is being invaded by weirdos again...

Originally Posted by sassypilotswife (Post 6793826)

It is Melanie.. and i'm wearing.. eyeglasses, depends and a smile on my face.. still interested ? LOL

Originally Posted by sassypilotswife (Post 6797073)

Can't you tell ? it would definitely be the wife.. i guess i should have changed my name to PilotsSassyWife. He wouldn't know Sass if it bit him in the ass. He is just my sweet conservative flyboy however he can be very witty at times. So which way does your bat swing ?

Originally Posted by sassypilotswife (Post 6797099)

I'm an MVP.. ambidextrous, i swing both ways :)

Originally Posted by sassypilotswife (Post 6797154)

Most Valuable Player or in my case.. Most Voluptuous Player lol

Originally Posted by lynnyloo72 (Post 6807759)

You all probably know my other half, Justin M O T!!!!

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad (Post 6807789)

is he a swinger?

Originally Posted by lynnyloo72 (Post 6807801)

swinger meaning what?

justin riseborough he's on here alot from what i can gather!!!