Need a nice young lady
#1
Need a nice young lady
I've had a little bit too much sun yesterday and now resemble a bright red lobster.
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)
I need a nice young lady to come and rub some cream into my hard to reach areas
I'm stiffening up (not in a gd way!)
#4
#5
Joined: Jan 2008
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Re: Need a nice young lady
Try expatriates.com........
#11
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 3,028
Re: Need a nice young lady
Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!
I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....
The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........
#12
Re: Need a nice young lady
The shower killed this morning though. I wussed out and put it on cold! I just hope it all goes brown and doesn't peel off!
#13
Re: Need a nice young lady
Ah, how the proclivities of the vain manifest themselves........
Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!
I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....
The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........
Now you have ended up looking like a damn tourist!!!!
I am sticking to my bluish-white natural colour.....
The way I look at is this. 1.1 Billion people cant all be wrong so I am gonna continue to use my 'Fair and Handsome' cream...........