My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
#1
My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Last Night
Knock Knock...
Hello Can I help you
You give me job:
I have no jobs, sorry
But I want to work for you:
I have no Jobs. sorry
I look after your garden, wash car, cook:
I don't need anyone for that:
But yu av Garden, car and eat ???
Yes I do but I don't need anyone
You take me, give me room:
No, I not take you, don't need
You bad lady
No, not bad just don't need any help
You not feed my family
Your family not my responsibility
You need to feed family, they come and stay with you, my wife cook, clean, you send children to school
I don't need any help, they can not stay
But you have rooms
No I dont
You have garden
Yes with one tree
I take care of tree ???
Good Bye, shut door...........................
What's been yours ???
Knock Knock...
Hello Can I help you
You give me job:
I have no jobs, sorry
But I want to work for you:
I have no Jobs. sorry
I look after your garden, wash car, cook:
I don't need anyone for that:
But yu av Garden, car and eat ???
Yes I do but I don't need anyone
You take me, give me room:
No, I not take you, don't need
You bad lady
No, not bad just don't need any help
You not feed my family
Your family not my responsibility
You need to feed family, they come and stay with you, my wife cook, clean, you send children to school
I don't need any help, they can not stay
But you have rooms
No I dont
You have garden
Yes with one tree
I take care of tree ???
Good Bye, shut door...........................
What's been yours ???
#2
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
lol...mine would be a few variations on the one you had...especially when we first moved here the amount of people that knocked on our door was scary...
The worst one was a carpet sales guy....I couldn't get rid of him, he kept on coming and was really persistant...not nice...
And lots of phonecalls for directions...with me shouting 15the STREET!!!! and the man saying...but no 15th street here mam....and so on and so on...
The worst one was a carpet sales guy....I couldn't get rid of him, he kept on coming and was really persistant...not nice...
And lots of phonecalls for directions...with me shouting 15the STREET!!!! and the man saying...but no 15th street here mam....and so on and so on...
#3
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
lol...mine would be a few variations on the one you had...especially when we first moved here the amount of people that knocked on our door was scary...
The worst one was a carpet sales guy....I couldn't get rid of him, he kept on coming and was really persistant...not nice...
And lots of phonecalls for directions...with me shouting 15the STREET!!!! and the man saying...but no 15th street here mam....and so on and so on...
The worst one was a carpet sales guy....I couldn't get rid of him, he kept on coming and was really persistant...not nice...
And lots of phonecalls for directions...with me shouting 15the STREET!!!! and the man saying...but no 15th street here mam....and so on and so on...
#4
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Last Night
Knock Knock...
Hello Can I help you
You give me job:
I have no jobs, sorry
But I want to work for you:
I have no Jobs. sorry
I look after your garden, wash car, cook:
I don't need anyone for that:
But yu av Garden, car and eat ???
Yes I do but I don't need anyone
You take me, give me room:
No, I not take you, don't need
You bad lady
No, not bad just don't need any help
You not feed my family
Your family not my responsibility
You need to feed family, they come and stay with you, my wife cook, clean, you send children to school
I don't need any help, they can not stay
But you have rooms
No I dont
You have garden
Yes with one tree
I take care of tree ???
Good Bye, shut door...........................
What's been yours ???
Knock Knock...
Hello Can I help you
You give me job:
I have no jobs, sorry
But I want to work for you:
I have no Jobs. sorry
I look after your garden, wash car, cook:
I don't need anyone for that:
But yu av Garden, car and eat ???
Yes I do but I don't need anyone
You take me, give me room:
No, I not take you, don't need
You bad lady
No, not bad just don't need any help
You not feed my family
Your family not my responsibility
You need to feed family, they come and stay with you, my wife cook, clean, you send children to school
I don't need any help, they can not stay
But you have rooms
No I dont
You have garden
Yes with one tree
I take care of tree ???
Good Bye, shut door...........................
What's been yours ???
you do seem to attract nutters
#6
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Aha - so this is what I have to look forward to when I make it out there!
#8
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Just remembered one of the daftest conversations I'd had.
Picture the scene, it was October 24th, I was at home, sitting comfortably watching the telly. The house I was living in was a simple two bed terrace house, with no front garden, the front door opened out onto the pavement.
I heard a knock on the door, around 7.00pm, so it was dark. Opened the door to find a youngish girl / woman ( 18ish? ) standing at my door, and noticed her boyfriend / male companion? standing a few feet behind her.
her: Trick or Treat
Me: Eh?
her: Trick or Treat, its Halloween
Me: Errmm, no its not til next week.
Her: yeah, I know, but I live in London.
Me: <shocked and shtunned ) errr, no thanks.
Picture the scene, it was October 24th, I was at home, sitting comfortably watching the telly. The house I was living in was a simple two bed terrace house, with no front garden, the front door opened out onto the pavement.
I heard a knock on the door, around 7.00pm, so it was dark. Opened the door to find a youngish girl / woman ( 18ish? ) standing at my door, and noticed her boyfriend / male companion? standing a few feet behind her.
her: Trick or Treat
Me: Eh?
her: Trick or Treat, its Halloween
Me: Errmm, no its not til next week.
Her: yeah, I know, but I live in London.
Me: <shocked and shtunned ) errr, no thanks.
#9
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Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Try giving directions to a villa in an area that has no street numbers and no villa numbers!
I have to give directions by the nearest traffic lights, then a roundabout, and then say over three speed humps, and there is my villa.
What colour villa sir??? Cream, like most other villas here!!
I have to give directions by the nearest traffic lights, then a roundabout, and then say over three speed humps, and there is my villa.
What colour villa sir??? Cream, like most other villas here!!
#10
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Try giving directions to a villa in an area that has no street numbers and no villa numbers!
I have to give directions by the nearest traffic lights, then a roundabout, and then say over three speed humps, and there is my villa.
What colour villa sir??? Cream, like most other villas here!!
I have to give directions by the nearest traffic lights, then a roundabout, and then say over three speed humps, and there is my villa.
What colour villa sir??? Cream, like most other villas here!!
then 2nd sand dune turn right, pass another 6 sand dune and mine is the sand colured villa on the left ....easy .....
#11
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
"Hello, Sir. I am outside your villa now."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
Ad infinitum.
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
Ad infinitum.
#13
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
Last Night
Knock Knock...
Hello Can I help you
You give me job:
I have no jobs, sorry
But I want to work for you:
I have no Jobs. sorry
I look after your garden, wash car, cook:
I don't need anyone for that:
But yu av Garden, car and eat ???
Yes I do but I don't need anyone
You take me, give me room:
No, I not take you, don't need
You bad lady
No, not bad just don't need any help
You not feed my family
Your family not my responsibility
You need to feed family, they come and stay with you, my wife cook, clean, you send children to school
I don't need any help, they can not stay
But you have rooms
No I dont
You have garden
Yes with one tree
I take care of tree ???
Good Bye, shut door...........................
What's been yours ???
Knock Knock...
Hello Can I help you
You give me job:
I have no jobs, sorry
But I want to work for you:
I have no Jobs. sorry
I look after your garden, wash car, cook:
I don't need anyone for that:
But yu av Garden, car and eat ???
Yes I do but I don't need anyone
You take me, give me room:
No, I not take you, don't need
You bad lady
No, not bad just don't need any help
You not feed my family
Your family not my responsibility
You need to feed family, they come and stay with you, my wife cook, clean, you send children to school
I don't need any help, they can not stay
But you have rooms
No I dont
You have garden
Yes with one tree
I take care of tree ???
Good Bye, shut door...........................
What's been yours ???
#15
Re: My Strangest Conversation in Dubai Yet !!!
On the phone : Madam, I am here.
"Who are you ?"
I am here
"Very good, but who are you?"
Madam, you are house
"No, I am not a house and I am not expecting anybody"
Yes Madam, I am here"
Good, stay here. Good bye.
I wonder if she is still "here"....