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Meanwhile back in Blighty (Blackburn)...

Old Sep 30th 2016, 5:13 am
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Blackburn

I don't know if that's a spoof website but it made me chuckle.

Mentioning Paula Radcliffe and Mincing Lane scored bonus points for me.

Maybe I should stick to Viz (No pun intended).


I've been thinking about Blackburn beer garden wanker a lot, and I've come to the conclusion: he is a self-expressionist of the highest order, Britain's greatest living artist. Has Banksy done anything close to being as subversive as giving himself a coke-fuelled handy in a pub garden in Blackburn? He has not. Does anything say "Britain" more than the image of a tired fork lift truck operator, coked out of his mind, emotionlessly wanking under a Thwaites-branded bench umbrella? We should put that on tourist pamphlets instead of a picture of the Queen. We should have had that instead of the Olympic opening ceremony.

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It was Redshark.
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Old Sep 30th 2016, 9:37 am
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Originally Posted by Scamp
It was Redshark.
40 minutes? All the hookers tell me the following:-

Indians are the smallest
Arabs are the quickest
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Originally Posted by IKnowNothing
40 minutes? All the hookers tell me the following:-

Indians are the smallest
Arabs are the quickest

AHHHH.... could it be possible that they were trying to comfort you after seeing your failing attempts to rise to the occasion?

Scamp, apparently has given up on hookers for that very reason.
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Originally Posted by redShark
AHHHH.... could it be possible that they were trying to comfort you after seeing your failing attempts to rise to the occasion?

Scamp, apparently has given up on hookers for that very reason.
I've never ****ed a hooker Redshark.

Never needed to, never really wanted to either.

But hey, if it's what you can get, it's up to you. Better than ****ing a cousin or whatever you might normally try.
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But anyway, the dialogue of the link makes me laugh.
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Originally Posted by IKnowNothing
40 minutes? All the hookers tell me the following:-

Indians are the smallest
Arabs are the quickest
I've been around a bit chief and certain acquaintances many years ago told me that the Japanese are without doubt the smallest and the quickest coupled with being the best tippers !

The perfect punter !
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As Thai girls tend to say of the Japanese, 3x3. 3", 3mins, 3k
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