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Old Apr 29th 2008, 2:12 pm
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.... I can't believe that no-one else has asked?????

Is he still alive?? Or is he a corpse with a tent in its trousers???
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
.... I can't believe that no-one else has asked?????

Is he still alive?? Or is he a corpse with a tent in its trousers???


Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.





(Mata inquired after him on Quiz thread)
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Old Apr 29th 2008, 2:27 pm
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Originally Posted by Eva
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.





(Mata inquired after him on Quiz thread)
Ah, thanks.... all a bit anticlimatic after the hype.... not with a bang but with a whimper. No tales of his cummings and goings {groan}.....


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the anticipation was much better than the actual thing...as often is the case
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Originally Posted by Eva
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.





(Mata inquired after him on Quiz thread)
I used to like that little poem....

..... then Richard Curtis hijacked it for John Hannah to read out in FWAAF.

Now it really irritates me.

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Originally Posted by The Dean
I used to like that little poem....

..... then Richard Curtis hijacked it for John Hannah to read out in FWAAF.

Now it really irritates me.
A case of familiarity breeding contempt? But I agree with FWAAF's assertion that Cummings was a "splendid bugger...." - and theres plenty of work in his canon that's unsullied by popular recognition....

Just for you, Mr Dean, one of his, errr, earthier moments. No jelqing, now...


i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
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i like your body. i like what it does,
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of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new
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Old Apr 29th 2008, 3:25 pm
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
A case of familiarity breeding contempt? But I agree with FWAAF's assertion that Cummings was a "splendid bugger...." - and theres plenty of work in his canon that's unsullied by popular recognition....

Just for you, Mr Dean, one of his, errr, earthier moments. No jelqing, now...


i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new
me likee...
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
A case of familiarity breeding contempt? But I agree with FWAAF's assertion that Cummings was a "splendid bugger...." - and theres plenty of work in his canon that's unsullied by popular recognition....

Just for you, Mr Dean, one of his, errr, earthier moments. No jelqing, now...


i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new
I've just jelqued prematurely.........

And talking of orgasms, see my new thread........
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Originally Posted by MataHari
me likee...
I'm shocked, MH - thought you didn't do poetry?
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I'm shocked, MH - thought you didn't do poetry?
not as shocked as I am....
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Originally Posted by MataHari
not as shocked as I am....
My faith in the power of literature has just gone up a notch...
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
My faith in the power of literature has just gone up a notch...
I am a virgin....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
A case of familiarity breeding contempt? But I agree with FWAAF's assertion that Cummings was a "splendid bugger...." - and theres plenty of work in his canon that's unsullied by popular recognition....

Just for you, Mr Dean, one of his, errr, earthier moments. No jelqing, now...


i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new
.......and WTF are "love-crumbs"???
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Default Re: Lionheart's Autopsy......

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
.... I can't believe that no-one else has asked?????
Is he still alive?? Or is he a corpse with a tent in its trousers???
Somebody obviously hasn't been reading today's posts as carefully as they should, but thanks for the concern...everything went very well, at least until this afternoon when my zipper inexplicably broke at work
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Old Apr 29th 2008, 3:42 pm
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Originally Posted by lionheart
Somebody obviously hasn't been reading today's posts as carefully as they should, but thanks for the concern...everything went very well, at least until this afternoon when my zipper inexplicably broke at work
You are truly unique, LH - what a treasure.....

Has the swelling subsided now or are you still straining your flies?
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