BangleMan

You finish the previous poster's Limerick and then write the first two lines for the next poster to finish and so on.

I'll start with:

One day, I was out in the rain
And thinking "Now this is insane"
Then an elephant shat
On my guitar playing cat
I really must quit the cocaine.


First two lines of next Limerick...

A centipede trying on shoes
was disturbed by some quite shocking news...

Beard Man

I met on the web Bangle Man
who has an empty head like a can
when it comes to thinking he is very slow
and if i say green he will think yellow
i think what he deserve is certainly a ban

MataHari

(If there is something I loath....it's limericks...)

BangleMan

Now why doesnt that suprise me...?

MataHari

it does rhyme doesn't it...

BangleMan

Good Limerick Beardy !!.....credit where credit is due..

Now give us the first two lines of the next Limerick and then someone can carry on from there....

BangleMan

what does ?

Beard Man

Arabic poetry is far more beaitufll .. i wish you can speak arabic so that you adore the poetry

i will leave it to you .. i am not very good at it

Worldismine

The price for 50 pair of shoes,
was more than he could spare to lose.

jvr20

Hmmm, tough one... let's have a go.


If there's something I loathe, it's limericks
(As favoured by morons and total pricks).
Now I'm telling you
The articulate few
Use real word play - not mere word mechanics.

MacScot

Fantastic start and topical for someone with English as a second language.

Although, it needs the third and fourth lines to rhyme !

For your example:

I met a man on the web called Bangle Man
who has an empty head like a can
when it comes to thinking he is very slow
and if i say suck he will say blow
i think what he deserves is certainly a ban.


A centipede trying on shoes
Was disturbed by some quite shocking news
he was ten hours late
and missed his best mate
Because he had to tie up all of his 100 shoes.

Observation on me: Also not good at limericks !!

Beard Man

thanks for the compliment

one day you may see my video clips on TV/youtube giving arabic poetry

but in english.. Naaaah i dont' think i will manage to be good

MissDemeanor

There once was a 2 legged spider,
Who got pissed on White Lightening cider,
He bought a big blow-up dolly,
Took her home in a trolley,
And wiggled and wiggled inside her!

ScotsExpat

There once was a man who liked Bangles,
Took an unhealthy craving for mangles,
He'd pull out his willie,
Stick it somewhere quite silly,
And now it dont stand, it just dangles......

:r ofl:

Inselaffen

the once was a girl from the Ranches
whos garden was full of pampas grass branches
she bought knock off fake tan
from a man with a van
and now looks like one of the Comanches