A lady wot I know...
May 25th 2010, 6:03 pm
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A lady wot I know...
...reckons a) she doesn't fart, b) doesn't have bogies, and c) was amazed that anyone likes the smell of their own farts.
Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
May 25th 2010, 6:08 pm
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Re: A lady wot I know...
...reckons a) she doesn't fart, b) doesn't have bogies, and c) was amazed that anyone likes the smell of their own farts.
Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Majoring in Mental Health I'll bet
May 25th 2010, 6:13 pm
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May 25th 2010, 6:33 pm
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Re: A lady wot I know...
But of course she is so right. It is just one of natures law.
Women do not fart!
Women do not have any booger!
Women do not sweat and never ever smell of it!
And last but not least we never ever snore!
Those are all abilities reserved to men, that is scientifically proven - I just can't remember which institute it was, that did the research...
Women do not fart!
Women do not have any booger!
Women do not sweat and never ever smell of it!
And last but not least we never ever snore!
Those are all abilities reserved to men, that is scientifically proven - I just can't remember which institute it was, that did the research...
May 25th 2010, 8:06 pm
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Re: A lady wot I know...
But of course she is so right. It is just one of natures law.
Women do not fart!
Women do not have any booger!
Women do not sweat and never ever smell of it!
And last but not least we never ever snore!
Those are all abilities reserved to men, that is scientifically proven - I just can't remember which institute it was, that did the research...
Women do not fart!
Women do not have any booger!
Women do not sweat and never ever smell of it!
And last but not least we never ever snore!
Those are all abilities reserved to men, that is scientifically proven - I just can't remember which institute it was, that did the research...
As for full grown women - they may outgrow these things. But I've heard many a fanny fart from big gurls....
May 26th 2010, 5:54 am
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Re: A lady wot I know...
ha ha ha ha ha
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=dutch%20oven - a specialist pursuit perhaps, but seems you're not alone
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=dutch%20oven - a specialist pursuit perhaps, but seems you're not alone
May 26th 2010, 9:19 am
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Re: A lady wot I know...
Hmm. They must then go through some transformation from girls to women. I seem to remember wiping my girl's noses, sharing their boisterous delight at farting explosively and a quiet sense of satisfaction upon hearing the sonorous, somnolent resonance of their gentle snores when stealing a goodnight kiss.
As for full grown women - they may outgrow these things. But I've heard many a fanny fart from big gurls....
As for full grown women - they may outgrow these things. But I've heard many a fanny fart from big gurls....
May 26th 2010, 10:18 am
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Re: A lady wot I know...
...reckons a) she doesn't fart, b) doesn't have bogies, and c) was amazed that anyone likes the smell of their own farts.
Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Theory torn apart. Period. End of.
May 26th 2010, 11:03 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: A lady wot I know...
nothing beats a nice loud burp...
May 26th 2010, 11:28 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: A lady wot I know...
actually 'burping' in Dutch is 'boeren' which literally translate to 'farmers'...
so I'd be saying 'I just did a nice farmer'...
