Investment Advice
Sep 22nd 2008, 10:17 am
#1
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Investment Advice
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.
With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.
£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.
But if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and re-cycle.
With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.
£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.
But if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.
So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and re-cycle.
Sep 22nd 2008, 11:30 am
#2
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Re: Investment Advice
very sound advice
Sep 22nd 2008, 11:50 am
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Re: Investment Advice
Sorry all the above appears to be carp, so I'm calling for SOURCES PLEASE!
Not that I doubt you or anything
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Edit: And your late, I adviced booze and hookers in a thread about a week ago.
Not that I doubt you or anything
.Edit: And your late, I adviced booze and hookers in a thread about a week ago.
