Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Oct 10th 2012, 7:26 am
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Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Below is a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Below is a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
Oct 10th 2012, 7:57 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
In addition to the list above which I stole:
Sex resulting from the Ally Pally – China Life
Sex using two condoms – Prudential
Sex with a French skinhead – BNP Paribas
Sex with a Korean sailor – Hyundai Marine
Free sex, man – Liberty Mutual
Sex with a scabby Welshman – Dai-ichi Life
[someone do this for me] – Scottish Widows
Orgy with a load of fat people – XL Group
Only in the missionary position – Allchurches
Gay sex – Hiscox
Routine sex with the maid – Domestic & General
Sex resulting from the Ally Pally – China Life
Sex using two condoms – Prudential
Sex with a French skinhead – BNP Paribas
Sex with a Korean sailor – Hyundai Marine
Free sex, man – Liberty Mutual
Sex with a scabby Welshman – Dai-ichi Life
[someone do this for me] – Scottish Widows
Orgy with a load of fat people – XL Group
Only in the missionary position – Allchurches
Gay sex – Hiscox
Routine sex with the maid – Domestic & General
Oct 10th 2012, 8:31 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Sex with a Scotsman - Scottish Life
Sex with your six-fingered cousin - Norwich Union
Sex with a Moose - Canada Life
Last edited by Meow; Oct 10th 2012 at 8:36 am.
Oct 10th 2012, 8:47 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Sex with a PM - Churchill
Oct 10th 2012, 9:02 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Snuff sex – Axa?
Sex on a mountain – Zurich
Getting raped – all of them.
Sex on a mountain – Zurich
Getting raped – all of them.
Oct 10th 2012, 9:08 am
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Oct 10th 2012, 9:47 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
In addition to the list above which I stole:
Sex resulting from the Ally Pally – China Life
Sex using two condoms – Prudential
Sex with a French skinhead – BNP Paribas
Sex with a Korean sailor – Hyundai Marine
Free sex, man – Liberty Mutual
Sex with a scabby Welshman – Dai-ichi Life
[someone do this for me] – Scottish Widows
Orgy with a load of fat people – XL Group
Only in the missionary position – Allchurches
Gay sex – Hiscox
Routine sex with the maid – Domestic & General
Sex resulting from the Ally Pally – China Life
Sex using two condoms – Prudential
Sex with a French skinhead – BNP Paribas
Sex with a Korean sailor – Hyundai Marine
Free sex, man – Liberty Mutual
Sex with a scabby Welshman – Dai-ichi Life
[someone do this for me] – Scottish Widows
Orgy with a load of fat people – XL Group
Only in the missionary position – Allchurches
Gay sex – Hiscox
Routine sex with the maid – Domestic & General
Oct 10th 2012, 9:49 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Consensual sex with a pensioner - Old Mutual
Oct 10th 2012, 10:35 am
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Sex with Delie - Norwich Union
Sex with a Mexican - Aviva!
Sex with a senior sailor - Admiral
Sex with a Mexican - Aviva!
Sex with a senior sailor - Admiral
Oct 10th 2012, 12:31 pm
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
Thinking about beastiality – Petplan
Speaking of which...
http://assets.funnyexam.com/hashed_s...sized/goat.jpg
Speaking of which...
http://assets.funnyexam.com/hashed_s...sized/goat.jpg
Oct 11th 2012, 12:43 pm
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Re: Insurance: make sure you have the right type
And of course you can't ignore the Erection All Risks insurance prevalent in the construction and heavy engineering industries. Risk? All hands to deck, more like.
