Blue Cat

doing the ironing and remembering the days when George Michael songs were played in the background the champagne was on ice!!!

twinkle-star

I carried a Watermellon .....

Miss Eck

Ironing .. what is that?????

arbroath_abroad

ill give you all a quote

'stick to the f****** subject in the thread heading you gossiping set of quarter wits'


AA 2007, May 30th, in Oslo

Miss Eck

wow .. so inspirational

twinkle-star

Oh still there then ???

Penny: Oh, come on, ladies. God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em.

Blue Cat

obviously not a quote from Anthea Turner!

Miss Eck

ah yes, but she IS the perfect housewife

Blue Cat

No Twinkle is (or so she thinks!)

Miss Eck

Just heard this one and loved it!

When you get in a pig sty and wrestle with a pig, only 2 things happen – you get dirty and the pig has a good time.

Robster

Brian Clough was pretty inspirational.................

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one."


"If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!"


"Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life."

Quality.

Robster

or kevin keegan remains a favourite of mine.........


'Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.'


'I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon.'


'...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.


'You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football'


'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again'

Genius.

IndieG

I love Dilbert:

• If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
  
  
• Technical people respond to questions in three ways: It is technically impossible (meaning: I don't feel like doing it); It depends (meaning: abandon all hope of a useful answer); The data bits are flexed through a collectimizer which strips the flow-gate arrays into virtual message elements (meaning: I don't know).
  
  
• And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
  
  
• All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
  
  
• Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
  
  
• There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time".

Blue Cat

My Nanna told me this one - makes me laugh and it is a Geordie thing

"Don't be shy your Mother wasn't!!!!!!"

arbroath_abroad

you are a bit boring now......

in fact you were never anything but