Bahtatboy

...about you, Commander. In the last few days you've offered to wax Millhouse's crack (god knows how I actually brought myself to type that), told us about getting your legs waxed (without a happy ending), admitted you've got strong feelings about Becks, admitted that--somehow and in some unclear way--Mrs Becks has an effect on you, and owned up about having a mirrored bar. Good grief man.

Maybe you need to tilt the saddle down a bit.

Mind you, at least you said you'll be tossing off a sly one watching the beach volleyball. Or was that just to appear normal?

The Dean

He also volunteered to play the part of 'Timmy The Missing Sailor' in a Dubai police reconstruction, Crimewatch-style.

Or was that someone else on a totally different forum? Or did I dream it?

commander

Smoke and Mirrors gents. I'm an Ironman triathlete which makes me basically hard as ****ing nails.(With waxed legs and a fettish for lycra)

OleJanx

Even the hardest nails can be bent...

scrubbedexpat141

I'd back a boxer of the same weight to prove you otherwise.

commander

Interesting..i used to box for the Royal Navy. Plus i could outrun most boxers nowadays

scrubbedexpat141

Maybe. I don't know. Boxers seem pretty fit to me.

Morecambe Mindy

Have you had to outrun many?

commander

Scamp...boxers have endurance but they are generally not fast runners over a distance..way to bulky..



Anyway, who is this golfgamble dickhead troll...is it the yank with the fat pig of a wife?

This is a PM he just sent me..the fact that he uses the phrase 'friend' a couple of times pisses me off..




Some friendly advice



Nobody cares about your workouts or the fact that you run in marathons? Its just not that spectacular. You come off like an obsessed birdbrain that not too many people other than obsessed birdbrains would want to be around...

FYI my friend

Tone it down



Yea okay dokey...

OleJanx

Yep, looks like Dueling Banjo's has slithered back in again

scrubbedexpat141

What do you think the fittest sport is? (I'm not talking marathon type, let's keep it to team games, with some sort of equipment. ie Footie, Rugby etc)


Ignore the ****. I wasted some of my work day looking through the pictures he has online. The only one worth looking at was his daughter I think. Wasn't bad looking.

spartans53

Commander

I'm the Marathon Freak I'm sure you are a Tri deviant or did I miss something?

PS did some mad hills in Hatta this weekend and a great trail run in Showka Dam on Saturday. Early Mornings are still doable.

commander

Spartans. yea i am a tri freak which means we cap off a day's racing with a marathon