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Old Jan 31st 2013, 12:57 pm
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Then this is the service you need.

Funny how there's no advertising of it here...

http://www.nydailynews.com/durex-eme...icle-1.1251317
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Old Jan 31st 2013, 12:59 pm
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Originally Posted by Meow
Then this is the service you need.

Funny how there's no advertising of it here...

http://www.nydailynews.com/durex-eme...icle-1.1251317
he will come dressed as pizza man!! I must tell team NKD about this, would the woman in question not be a bit suprised that no pizza is left?
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Old Jan 31st 2013, 1:01 pm
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Could be that the woman got lucky and ordered the condom/pizza
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Who comes first....?
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Old Jan 31st 2013, 1:03 pm
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Within an hour? So the first two acts of my three-act play have to be performed dénudé? I want it, and I want it NOW.
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And what if it was actually a pizza man, and you were left with some dough balls and a stuffed crust?
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I think the service already exists in Cairo...

I was going home with the gf one night and I asked her to stop at this 24hr pharmacy to get some condoms, so I went in but the guy had only packs of 3 not a large box (not for the night obv. but to have some stock )
So I chose three or four packs of three, the old guy was saying are you having a barty and can i come too I told him I don't want to have to drop in to get a pack every time I am having sex.
He said no need to drop in if you live locally I can deliver to you, no extra charge.

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Originally Posted by weasel decentral
I think the service already exists in Cairo...

I was going home with the gf one night and I asked her to stop at this 24hr pharmacy to get some condoms, so I went in but the guy had only packs of 3 not a large box (not for the night obv. but to have some stock )
So I chose three or four packs of three, the old guy was saying are you having a barty and can i come too I told him I don't want to have to drop in to get a pack every time I am having sex.
He said no need to drop in if you live locally I can deliver to you, no extra charge.
Like you want him to know where you live. Surprised he didn't offer them foc if he could watch...
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
Like you want him to know where you live. Surprised he didn't offer them foc if he could watch...
Actually he was just a funny old guy but he was genuine about that part because every shop in Cairo has delivery. He was probably keen to see if the girl was Egyptian so he could pester her for sex when I left
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
And what if it was actually a pizza man, and you were left with some dough balls and a stuffed crust?
Been there, my friend
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
Been there, my friend
Chinese delivery gone wong?
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Suspended after just one week http://www.7daysindubai.com/Condom-d...ail/story.html
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welcome back.
I saw that..it was bound to happen. Wrong place.
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That original article.............. I'm confused - is anyone else getting 'The six men could face up to 10 years in jail, whipping and a fine, if convicted of stealing the condoms' if you hover your mouse over that picture............?
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