The Dean

My consultancy fee is 15 pct of winnings, plus image rights..........

britexpat76

I actually went for these draws Man U, Millwall, Bolton, Palace and Leics for a mere 500/1

Miss Anne Thrope

number one hate figure in our house (partner is a long-term die-hard Barca FANATIC)

scrubbedexpat141

Fortunately he isn't playing. He's utter scum

britexpat76

My draw bet is looking better by the minute.

Miss Anne Thrope

It can be fun watching him wind up the Barca players though because, you may be surprised, they can be just a teensy little bit self-righteous.... On the other hand he didn't do much of consequence in the classico last weekend. And Mou was still going on last night about his totally justified sending off in the 2011 CL SF.

scrubbedexpat141

Pepe is just a wanker. In fact, most players in the Spanish league are wankers. Busquets - Wanker. Pedro - Wanker. Puyol - Wanker. Dani Alves - MASSIVE wanker. Pepe - Wanker. Ramos - Wanker.

Wankers.

Miss Anne Thrope

Well to that list (in which I would definitely not include Puyol despite the hair) I could counter the following to disprove your point: Iniesta, Xavi, Xabi Alonso (though he has shown disturbing Mou-inspired proclivities on occasion), DiMichelis, Messi, Sergio Canales, Kameni....

Of course it's a good thing that the PL is such a wanker-free zone!

scrubbedexpat141

I LOVE Puyol, but he can be a massive wanker. I forgot to add Pique. He's a prick, and Valdes. Marcelo - Wanker.

Of course there are flipsides to every knobhead on the pitch. The PL has plenty....look at Ashley Young, he's an utter bellend. Phil Jones, massive twat. etc etc.

britexpat76

Rio Ferdinand. The PL king of the knobheads.

scrubbedexpat141

He's not a whining, moanig, ref-harrassing bellend every game though. Nor does he play-act and roll around.

He's a twat, but not in my list of hated helmets.

britexpat76

You must watch a different game to me mate. Though he does not roll around like he has been shot, I will give you (Him) that. Any lets not forget he gets bonus twuntish points for hypocritical 'Respect' comments. Choc Ice anyone.

Miss Anne Thrope

And I have never been able to get beyond the fact that he missed that drug test because he was so preoccupied buying sheets in Selfridges....

Miss Anne Thrope

Arjen Robben - let me count the ways...

scrubbedexpat141

Two words:

Luis. Suarez.